slickerzgt82e.bsky.social
Nate | He/Him/His | 21 BiCisMale Depressed Autism ADHD | Aspiring Author and Loser looking for love friends & memories. Built in Indiana
Our Country is Cooked 😵💫
86 posts
12 followers
76 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
Alastor is the only member of the Hazbin cast to not have a smartphone, instead he has a landline that runs up to his radiotower.
comment in response to
post
Since time passes differently in hell, we don’t know exactly what year Hazbin Hotel takes place. We know that smartphones and flatscreens exist so it has to at least be in the 2010s since the pilot was aired in 2019, and the story takes place after the turn of a new year, I recon 2020
comment in response to
post
Like i said, this isn’t my own hc I heard it somewhere else
comment in response to
post
Baxter is in hell due to a sort of malpractice incident. One of his experiments went awry leading to the death of a test subject. Following a nasty coverup, he fled the country on the Titanic, where he perished in the sinking
comment in response to
post
Blitzø is the only IMP member to hold a valid driver license. Stolas was chauffeured or simply teleported. M&M were picked up by Blitz and Loona each day on their way to work.
comment in response to
post
Moxxie’s true surname was ditched after he escaped prison. His true last name is yet to be revealed
comment in response to
post
Andrealphus, Stolas, and Vassago were schoolmates.
comment in response to
post
Stella is a comphet lesbian. She doesn’t know it yet but she is girlkisser
comment in response to
post
Millie before becoming a hitwoman was a tanker in the satanic army. She still knows how to pilot a tank (this will be key in the final battle)
comment in response to
post
By the end of the series, Velvette will be the lone surviving member of the Vees, as well as having matured significantly to the point of gaining the respect of Carmine
comment in response to
post
Not my own headcannon but @redthespian.bsky.social’s I believe: Moxxie’s freckles are not freckles but cigar burns from Crimson
comment in response to
post
Moxxie is multilingual, fluent in English, Latin, and Italian. This is partially because he was the only member of IMP to attend and successfully complete college
comment in response to
post
Niffty is a mysophobe which may have contributed to her murdering her husband
comment in response to
post
Blitzø never had a proper education (thus his poor spelling) as his family couldn’t afford sending him to school. Like Bob Dylan, he picked up most of what he knows from circus performers
comment in response to
post
Angel dust sleeps in nightclothes while husk sleeps nude
comment in response to
post
Alastor knows how to make venison burgers and Lucifer taught him how to use the grill to make them
comment in response to
post
Lucifer is a grill master (all dads are)
comment in response to
post
Also b4 anybody flames me yes im aware President dumbfuck attended and wasted 5 mil to attend the race and literally make it rain (I blame him for the weather cos the same thing happened in 2020)
comment in response to
post
Sorry for the ignorance but what’s wrong with Billie Bust Up?
comment in response to
post
We bi ourselves fr 😭
comment in response to
post
These things happen when a known fascisti runs an app into the ground
comment in response to
post
Vivziepop and Morgana Ignis signing a trans flag at Momocon in May
x.com/BlackenedBat...
comment in response to
post
Because of our endless thirst for power, our lust for the most and more, and our eternal quest to achieve godhood, we may never reach utopia. To the victor go the spoils, to the spoiled goeth villainy, and to the villain goeth their downfall at the hands of the victor.
comment in response to
post
History is written by the victor. The victor becomes the villain. The villain is defeated by the victor. The cycle repeats eternally. When someone suggests peace, they are murdered; Gandhi, Jesus, MLK jr, they were killed for what they preached: peace and acceptance.
comment in response to
post
Only then will there be true peace among the living. For good to accept evil, and for evil to reform itself is to achieve utopia.