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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 4 days ago • 1573 comments

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

submitted 4 days ago • 42 comments

What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?

submitted 5 days ago • 249 comments

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything I’ve seen in my life. It’s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country. This Friday, where will you be? standupforscience2025.org

submitted 7 days ago • 687 comments

Another interesting one in case you have a lowercase text (without ascender or descender). #CSS

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"...eliminated positions for employees who have played a role in assessing the brain-implant technology in Elon Musk’s Neuralink devices." www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/h...

submitted 16 days ago • 188 comments

This may be overthinking it but I think these are two sides of the same coin. They know their budget math is insane and DOGE is an attempt to create fake cover for it. They’re gonna say “DOGE saved 2 trillion dollars now the budget math works!”

submitted 18 days ago • 146 comments

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

submitted 18 days ago • 384 comments

"working to swiftly rectify the situation..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

submitted 19 days ago • 2903 comments

An important point to keep in mind.

submitted 20 days ago • 634 comments

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are mass firing veterans. apnews.com/live/trump-p...

submitted 21 days ago • 644 comments

"stop posting about politics, toaster boy" people say as shit like this keeps happening.

submitted 23 days ago • 284 comments

This says it all

submitted 25 days ago • 1629 comments

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submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines. The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds. It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.

submitted 34 days ago • 505 comments

I wish I was dumb in a fun, silly way and not in a catastrophic-series-of-poor-decisions way

submitted 80 days ago • 4 comments

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

submitted 99 days ago • 414 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 293 comments

Good night.

submitted 111 days ago • 375 comments