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discovered that our server computer has been slow since I started working here (2021) becuase someone downloaded the Elder Scrolls MMORPG as well as the entire catalogue of Elder Scrolls games onto the server computer

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

SHAME ON REP. ANDY HARRIS. Maryland’s 1st district deserves better!

submitted 12 days ago • 317 comments

It would be a real shame if y'all shared this online, printed out a few and hung up all around the Eastern Shore of Maryland. 😉

submitted 12 days ago • 926 comments

Scientist studying the effect of cannabis on seabirds, have left no tern unstoned.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Slava Ukraini, Heroim Slava

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

@microsoft.com I am a professional software engineer making use of Azure. If I hit a button in Azure Storage marked "trouble shoot" I expect it to show me debug and error messages. In no universe should it bring up ****ING COPILOT! I do not want an LLM! I want DEBUG INFORMATION!!!!

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

The recher gets all the shows man damn

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth

submitted 34 days ago • 21 comments

F google Use duck duck go www.msn.com/en-us/societ...

submitted 37 days ago • 20 comments

Do yourself and democracy a favor. Support independent media.

submitted 47 days ago • 474 comments

turns out running the government like twitter costs hundreds of dead bodies within 10 days

submitted 48 days ago • 94 comments

gotta live my truth: sometimes i lower the difficulty to get past annoying parts in games even though i could probably do it regular style if i felt like it. i’m 30 man i don’t have anything to prove

submitted 55 days ago • 69 comments

thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”

submitted 71 days ago • 206 comments

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories

submitted 72 days ago • 725 comments

All the dudes with the most power in this country right now are the type of guys that you walk away from at parties

submitted 78 days ago • 84 comments

Blue sky really does have that magic now where you can do a post about the best movie you've ever seen in your life and have the co-writer appear out of nowhere with a banger

submitted 91 days ago • 37 comments

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds they found human romaines.

submitted 96 days ago • 149 comments

nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.

submitted 120 days ago • 274 comments