smurfdeth.bsky.social
It’s fine.
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Not trying to see the Great Red Spot thx tho
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And why they’re the 2nd largest lobby group in the US - because they a really big thumb on the scale for success.
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Will revisit this post… periodically.
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“Whyyyyyyyyyy”
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( @extrafabulous.bsky.social )
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90% of the costume is the envelope.
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🥲
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( Still checking periodically… )
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(drawing Punnett square) “So Homer had flowing medium brown hair and Marge is a natural blue-nette… all 3 kids blonde/blue… “
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“Re-sun-cling”
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Absolute award-winning thumbnail choice 💚
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Striking similar to a Buffalo Stance. 🎶Fluffy does the dive every time they dance.🎶
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Now *there's* a hominid who knew how to treat a Cro-Magnon.
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“It’s a me-a, Phleb-ario.”
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Payable to the “Outrage-dopamine cycle”
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˙sʞuoʇs
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It’s the only remaining option
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earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
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Instead of the walk-and-talk… a lap-and-fap?
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"How do you synergize accretive shareholder value with full input from various stakeholders? Oh and [waves arms spookily] be not afraid."
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This is infrastructure
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Approaches NASDAQ verbal trade desk: "Yes, I'll take 5 *full* shares of AMZN, please. No fractionals, thx!"
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It's giving Death Note (a cool segment from the opening credits)
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“TruthBeToldHilarium!” (poofs wand)
(Don’t know much about HP; just wanted to back you up somehow…)
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Thanks for spicing things up for us, weird court lady.
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TinEye found it! Sublime.
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Seconded.
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So, USGS intensity V - is this the threshold between “wow that was fun” and “leave and never return”? Or is there a little more headroom before Loma Prieta PTSD flashbacks? (genuinely curious)
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Maybe crazy does have a purpose…
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The Hand of War has now been stilled - except Food War.
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Leveling Up.
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Same worry with my Mach-E in June but it worked out (surprisingly)
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But euphemisms greatly reduce the monetization headwinds of our accelerating "whaddya gonna do🤷♀️" backslide into end-stage authoritarianism...
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The scourge of comic dyslexia 🤗
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"S.M.A.R.T. score minus 2.1e10?!? That's... good right?"
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This is excellent news. Thank you in advance for your service to this country.
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Hey Siri: insert 17th consecutive facepalm emoji since Elmo takeover
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Giggy, he got.
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Did a regression write this?