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snowjohn.bsky.social
Illegitimate son of a scientific bastard.
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There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process. This is kidnapping and human trafficking.

submitted 5 days ago • 322 comments

MOOD

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

submitted 37 days ago • 476 comments

Damn, I guess I should have used my Marxist pick up lines.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

A shocking new study: This new predictor explains over 98% of variance in autism prevalence. And you know what? This new predictor is RFK Jr.'s age. I did this "study" in 7 minutes. 🧵 1/ #CausalSky #EpiSky

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

submitted 66 days ago • 391 comments

Pinning this: Alito and Thomas will not retire until they hear the birthright citizenship case. Those guys have been waiting their entire careers to rule the constitution unconstitutional.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Getting attached to the idea of retirement was my first mistake.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

submitted 69 days ago • 270 comments

Throwing the car in reverse while going 90 miles an hour is never the best way to change direction.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

And just like that, the resistance has its own inside joke catch phrase. Hank tough, indeed.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

It's times like these when I appreciate my depression-era grandma, who taught me the real value of an empty tub of Country Crock.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

submitted 71 days ago • 38 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong week not to have a brain the size of a cat’s.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.

submitted 72 days ago • 133 comments

Let's be clear: it's not "deportation" or "disappearing". It's kidnapping, plain and simple. And the last time I checked, kidnapping is illegal.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

It's poetry that racist Strom Thurman's filibuster record to stop the Civil Rights Act was broken by a black man in the Senate. Condolences in Hell, Strom.

submitted 73 days ago • 83 comments

I've figured out time travel. With each passing day, 2028 feels farther and farther away.

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

Julien only joined the Boy Genius three-way to get to Lucy. Classic move.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025 Mercury Goes into Retrograde This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.

submitted 93 days ago • 43 comments

While even we admit crime on the subway is unusual, our ability to generate headlines that make it seem like crime on the subway is rampant is at an all time high.

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

“We’re going to fight inflation by imposing tariffs on our closest trading partners to ensure higher prices”, is logic you just can’t argue with.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

At the start of COVID, we all learned how to beat airborne viruses like the flu: by wearing masks and staying home when we are sick. It's a real shame we haven't translated those important lessons into long-term behavioral change.

submitted 96 days ago • 20 comments

Democrats don't have a messaging problem, they have a marketing problem. I should be able to go on Tiktok right now and be inundated with interviews of fired veterans, veterans who have lost vital services, and farmers and small business owners being hurt by tariffs.

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025. This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.

submitted 97 days ago • 449 comments

Capitalism's speedometer.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

It's both very good that the Supreme Court thinks Trump isn't a king, and very bad that the vote is 5-4

submitted 100 days ago • 6 comments