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There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process. This is kidnapping and human trafficking.

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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Damn, I guess I should have used my Marxist pick up lines.

A shocking new study: This new predictor explains over 98% of variance in autism prevalence. And you know what? This new predictor is RFK Jr.'s age. I did this "study" in 7 minutes. 🧵 1/ #CausalSky #EpiSky

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Pinning this: Alito and Thomas will not retire until they hear the birthright citizenship case. Those guys have been waiting their entire careers to rule the constitution unconstitutional.

Getting attached to the idea of retirement was my first mistake.

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

Throwing the car in reverse while going 90 miles an hour is never the best way to change direction.

And just like that, the resistance has its own inside joke catch phrase. Hank tough, indeed.

It's times like these when I appreciate my depression-era grandma, who taught me the real value of an empty tub of Country Crock.

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

Looks like I picked the wrong week not to have a brain the size of a cat’s.

Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.

Let's be clear: it's not "deportation" or "disappearing". It's kidnapping, plain and simple. And the last time I checked, kidnapping is illegal.

It's poetry that racist Strom Thurman's filibuster record to stop the Civil Rights Act was broken by a black man in the Senate. Condolences in Hell, Strom.

I've figured out time travel. With each passing day, 2028 feels farther and farther away.

Julien only joined the Boy Genius three-way to get to Lucy. Classic move.

FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025 Mercury Goes into Retrograde This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.

While even we admit crime on the subway is unusual, our ability to generate headlines that make it seem like crime on the subway is rampant is at an all time high.

“We’re going to fight inflation by imposing tariffs on our closest trading partners to ensure higher prices”, is logic you just can’t argue with.

At the start of COVID, we all learned how to beat airborne viruses like the flu: by wearing masks and staying home when we are sick. It's a real shame we haven't translated those important lessons into long-term behavioral change.

Democrats don't have a messaging problem, they have a marketing problem. I should be able to go on Tiktok right now and be inundated with interviews of fired veterans, veterans who have lost vital services, and farmers and small business owners being hurt by tariffs.

The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025. This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.

Capitalism's speedometer.

It's both very good that the Supreme Court thinks Trump isn't a king, and very bad that the vote is 5-4