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spltfyre.bsky.social
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I wish I knew why people don't like me or why I'm so self involved I think it matters? Jeez. I need a new therapist 💀

Keyboard update. Who uses facemoji? Gimmie all your tips and tricks 🫡

I wish I could get my nails done but 1) expensive and 2) I get overstimulated by them and want to rip them of after day 2 I also have no patience to do my own nails 😭

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

Kiki x Bobbie Goods #coloring #bobbiegoods

cinamoroll pages from a Hello Kitty and Friends Character Guide (I love Zia’s; I also bought a new license plate frame Sanrio themed) ⋆𐙚 ₊ ° ⊹ ♡

Yes

The USA: hold my beer

day 8 since Adonis came home: his favorite thing to do is rub his face on my face. whenever i sit down somewhere he can reach me, he wants to be nuzzling on me. this picture is literally him mad that i'm trying to post instead of letting him rub his face on me

Some more older colorings ❤️ #cocowyo #coloring

hunters //

I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it. This is the way…

We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

In other news, I’ve been loving Princess Peach Showtime! Such a great game so far! 👑💕

Kanye “white supremacist” Ye. Despicable. When can we finally cancel celebrities? What is the obsession anyhow? Fuck em. Seriously.

I’m smoking a Super Bowl rn

This Secret Service recruitment ad is very unusual.

I!!! LOVE!!!! SHITTING!!!!

This is going to be the least watched Super Bowl mmw

Loversssss

DOGE is reportedly threatening NOAA with massive staff and budget cuts. NOAA houses the National Weather Service and National Hurricane Center, which produce forecasts and warn people about storms. This attack on public safety is ripped straight from the pages of Project 2025.

Guysssss my baby sister drew me Cinnamonroll in their style. I love it sm 😍😍 (I commissioned them and paid them fyi lol) #sanrio #digitalart #cinnamonroll

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: So here’s how it’s going to go down—this is going to be very rough. But the big wake-up call is for our American friends. For example, Kentucky—the number one purchaser of Kentucky spirits in the world is Canada, and all our provinces have just pulled it off the shelves.

Marc-Andre Fleury records his 76th career shutout in his final start in Montreal to move into the top 10 all-time. Magnifique! 18th #mnwild win in the last 19 meetings with Montreal.

It’s Gitmo, for those taken by ICE, in case you didn’t hear. 🤬

Chicago, baby.

I don’t support this nonsense because I had uncensored history books growing up and I READ THEM.

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

lmfao

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.