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squeakypickles.bsky.social
Doomscroller extraordinaire. Nerdfighter. Bisexual. My brain is soup. I just want our country to give a shit about each other.
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When I was in elementary school I gave the word "rite" as an example of a word and my teacher told me I was wrong even after I clarified it was unique from Write and Right. ๐Ÿ™ƒ She refused to check the dictionary.
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We should ALL be constitution hype-men right now. The party that has historically claimed to worship the constitution is now the one destroying it. Followers of that party need to hear LOUDLY that their sacred document is threatened. They need to be embarrassed that the 'libs' are defending it now.
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A beware of dog sign. No need to own a dog. Just get the most intimidating version of that sign you can.
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How weird does it feel to be the level of famous/connected where you can legitimately ask to talk to another famous person and have a decent chance of it actually happening?
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Like 75% of the reason I use bluenotify is to see the tweets John deleted.
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That's so insulting to Babies.
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I like to think they knew it was you and were honking in encouragement.
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The nonexistent season would have been "fine" as a spin-off. It wasn't absolutely terrible. It just wasn't Scrubs.
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I love the duality of Nerdfighteria, that the recommended video under this very serious and amazing video is a video about Hank comparing logos to buttholes.
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Harrumph Pfft Guh!
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John, at this point, you might have to admit that you're sorta famous. ๐Ÿ˜„ Congrats!
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I've never heard of #bloomscrolling. Love the pun and the positivity!
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I think we are all in an understandable panic right now. And posting about the world being on fire and other negative things makes us feel like we are "doing" something and gives an outlet. But I totally hate the people who purposely ruin happy unrelated posts with rude political comments
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Troll farms aren't the issue. The world being on fire is lol. I feel like I need to be aware of what's happening in the world and therefore follow political stuff. Plus even non-political accounts are writing about the world being on fire of course. So it's constant stress.
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Bluesky absolutely went from Happy Fun Times feed to Misery Machine in the past few months for me. It WAS a break from doom scrolling. Now it IS doom scrolling.
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This is great for those rural Americans who have one road for 15 miles. A nice empty square with a random single line through it.
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Noooo. I liked the title that sounded like a research paper lol.
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Next P4A perk: Pizza John newborn essentials. Pizza Bjorn, Hanklerfish rattle, racoon-painted burp cloths....
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I always assumed you were an "average" liberal /democrat. I actually assumed you and John probably were a little more center than me on a few things. but in general you support making the world better for everyone which is the most important thing. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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"I know it's wrong to sexually harass human colleagues. But is it ok to sexually harass my imaginary AI colleagues?" This guy's human woman colleagues probably will never feel comfortable around this dude again.
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God, the amount of money I've spent over the past 30 years on hair products trying to tame my crazy ball of curly frizz I call hair. I envy those people with the beautifully finished curls so much. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I love that their initial reaction wasn't "oh they must travel for work" but instead "this man flies too often and must be in distress".
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Exactly what Coachella needs: a quick service annual checkup medical tent.
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I suspect you are the only Hank-shaped human there wearing that shirt, which you posted a pic of on social media earlier today lol.
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I legit don't understand how it hasn't gotten to the point where at a minimum Elon, if not Trump, are arrested by SOMEONE?! Like apparently this whole time the presidents have (mostly) been following the law just for fun?
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Bringing back memories of little me thinking "animalluver(random numbers)" was such a cool and unique screen name. ๐Ÿ˜„
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Is this like when kids find out their teachers don't sleep at school? Did the commenter just find out Science Video Guy watches movies?
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My partner is convinced tariffs only apply to "finished products" and not "materials" so maybe talk about what specifically tariffs apply to?
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My mother is a teacher who has been using your Crash Course science videos for YEARS and didn't have a dang clue who you were until we saw John in Philly and I brought her up to speed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Hey Hank, a couple of us on Reddit noticed most of your music disappeared on the various music apps. Did licensing stuff happen or something?
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I wish they could all read your book. A book has never angered me about the state of public health and global inequities so quickly and effectively! Your book royally pissed me off, in a good way!
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You know what's Hank Tough โ„ข๏ธ? Donating 100% of profits to charity to Decrease World Suck.
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@altnps.bsky.social what treacherous acts of yours do 24% of surveyed Americans disapprove of? ๐Ÿคจ Are you hosting bear and raccoon drag show library hours or something? Letting the salmon have pronouns?
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Delete away. I'll forever have the memories in my BlueNotify app feed lol.