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if i was a dog catcher i'd be looking at nextdoor all day the same way the punisher listens to police scanners

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

if i was a dog catcher i'd be looking at nextdoor all day the same way the punisher listens to police scanners

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

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I’m a cweep I’m a weidooo what the heck am I doing here

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

pronouncing bluesky like brewski

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

played a song for my girlfriend and asked if she liked it. she said yeah but she's been in a weird mood lately where she likes all songs even bad ones.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

i'm always saying this

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

the whopper is whopper jr's dad

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

ok. I’m ready to call it. “semi-charmed life” by third eye blind is the best song of all time ⓘ This user has had three glasses of wine

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

the whopper is whopper jr's dad

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

"Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" gotta be one of the coldest things ever said to a bird

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when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

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when i make this face I'm about to hit you with the worst film take you've ever heard

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

one of the greatest stories ever told

submitted 136 days ago • 25 comments

shredded iceberg lettuce tastes sooooo good and therefore it’s good for you

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

the matrix reloaded is just as good as the matrix, and they're both as good as movies get

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

because he's racist. next article please.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

guy who, 16 years later, is still shocked Harvey Dent became Two-Face

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve said good morning at times you couldn’t fathom

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i’m losing my shit at this

submitted 48 days ago • 801 comments

caught @stonnysays.bsky.social dancing with the dog

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

caught @stonnysays.bsky.social dancing with the dog

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

this movie was so good. everyone should go out and see it. incredible 2D animation. laugh out loud funny. heartfelt. so glad i got to see it in a theater.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

this movie was so good. everyone should go out and see it. incredible 2D animation. laugh out loud funny. heartfelt. so glad i got to see it in a theater.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

i love when people post things!

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason

submitted 49 days ago • 96 comments

at least the average democratic voter will understand why we NEED to protest against and yell at elected democrats, i hope that this shows them FINALLY the democratic party is complicit and useless

submitted 49 days ago • 31 comments

fuck this guy

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

at this Looney Tunes showing having the time of my life with a packed auditorium. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

In case you had doubts about the true face of the Democratic Party, look at how they reacted to seeing college students protest a genocide compared to their reaction to seeing the rise of Hitler 2

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

next time democrats tell you they're powerless to stop trump, remember what they chose to do with the power they have

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

is splung my new favorite cell phone? is glurp my new favorite car?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

google is the best way to search reddit for answers you used to find on google

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

inside of you are two beavii

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

I feel like garlic girl

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

im joining the war on canada, on the side of canada

submitted 52 days ago • 14 comments

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

submitted 52 days ago • 237 comments