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It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.

submitted 7 days ago • 917 comments

"your father and I want to talk to you about the rebellion magazines we found in your room"

submitted 8 days ago • 36 comments

the reporter who asked trump about "TACO" did the right thing but also probably caused a global economic depression

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison

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happy 3 month anniversary to this inside boy. i'm so happy we found each other 🥹

submitted 17 days ago • 169 comments

we let a crazed bull run through a china shop and you won’t believe what happened next

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane theonion.com/report-...

submitted 17 days ago • 185 comments

I shared an Eric Clapton joke about cocaine and Facebook accused me of trying to sell drugs 🤣

submitted 18 days ago • 88 comments

so... Sweden just made independent porn like OF illegal. now if you want to work online, you HAVE to rely on the studio system - you know, the one full of the issues and abuses people claim is their main concern. awesome.

submitted 17 days ago • 16 comments

somewhere in the great beyond there’s a bar full of people who just yelled NORM!

submitted 17 days ago • 55 comments

if the cops arrest you during a traffic stop they're allowed to tow your car (and then search it before impounding it) bc it's recognized you can't safely leave a car on the street unattended.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

People say the brains of children are rotting but I was playing Fortnite with two of my younger kids and when I yelled "whoop whoop" they both answered "that's the sound of the police" with zero hesitation so I think we're all doing just fine, thank you.

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”

submitted 24 days ago • 65 comments

vatican announces new pope:

submitted 29 days ago • 34 comments

Look Tesla was cooked the moment it was labeled the Swasticar. The fact that normal media can’t say that publicly tells you everything you need to know about normal media.

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

submitted 30 days ago • 439 comments

I was listening to Hank Williams and when the album was over the dumbass algorithm started playing Hank Jr. "I see you are enjoying: a cheeseburger. You might also enjoy: the black gunk that got scraped into the griddle gutter"

submitted 30 days ago • 74 comments

The conclave is now longer than Conclave

submitted 30 days ago • 69 comments

The funniest possible outcome to all of this is that they picked the closest guy they could find in classic idiot lazy cop fashion and ended up with a uniquely charismatic thirst trap to be a patsy for a crime that has broad public approval.

submitted 32 days ago • 20 comments

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

submitted 32 days ago • 125 comments

Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?

submitted 32 days ago • 181 comments

It should be illegal - like immediately halted by a judge under threat of prison time for contempt - for anyone working in government to sign an NDA.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating

submitted 39 days ago • 92 comments

Wily Economy Coyote

submitted 40 days ago • 395 comments

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

submitted 39 days ago • 596 comments

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

submitted 46 days ago • 181 comments

This is fucking insane and it isn't about autism. This would enable them to create a system capable of profiling any person or health/behavioral condition imaginable, using private health data culled from private sources. It could be linked to Palintir's databases. Handed to insurance companies.

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

We know you would, that's the entire problem

submitted 60 days ago • 218 comments

it’s gonna be so sick at the end of handmaids tale season 6 when they all vote to end gilead and go back to how things were

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

I have a few core memories that bubble up in times of darkness, almost as a defense mechanism: my parent's faces waking me up on Christmas morning, 1996. The first time a woman I loved told me she loved me back. And of course, that scene from Tremors in Burt and Reba's rec room.

submitted 60 days ago • 81 comments

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

submitted 63 days ago • 385 comments

I am once again urging news organizations to learn the difference between questions and answers

submitted 78 days ago • 159 comments

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

submitted 79 days ago • 1444 comments

i love rapid unscheduled disassembly

submitted 80 days ago • 282 comments

elon musk depression posting is one of my favorite genres of posts

submitted 81 days ago • 429 comments

what's your favourite acting role by a singer? mine's gotta be shirley manson as a terminator

submitted 103 days ago • 312 comments

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submitted 114 days ago • 55 comments

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

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Really makes you think

submitted 115 days ago • 52 comments

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

submitted 117 days ago • 85 comments

I know he’s rotted from the inside but Matt Taibbi’s collection of columns covering Congress under George W. Bush really shows how effective this is. Move meetings at the last minute. Turn the lights off if they’re talking about shit you don’t like. Vote against things that require unanimous consent

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

It's already happening in the bluest of blue states www.thestranger.com/queer/2025/0...

submitted 121 days ago • 23 comments