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submitted 14 hours ago • 298 comments

TikTok commenter: "Why isn't the news reporting this?" Me: (Checks Google, sees 10-20 links, including every major news outlet, about the supposedly unreported news) People REALLY need to stop depending on TikTok as their primary news source. SMDH.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

writing is like yay I wrote 3,000 words and editing is like yay I deleted 3,000 words #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunity #booksky

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

My Shark Tank product pitch: Cybertruck birthday cake candles. They fully self-immolate after the 30 seconds it takes you to snap a photo and sing happy birthday. #teslatakedown

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

"I like watching you teach. You're so much nicer to students than you are to me when you're hitting me over the head like, 'ThAt'S nOt HoW iT wOrKs!'" Thanks, Mom.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Good heavens, these people vote!

submitted 18 hours ago • 341 comments

Strongly considering buying myself both of these friendship bracelets.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

FACT: David Bowie died in 2016 as a reward for a life well-lived. We should all have been so lucky.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Fox News headlines are so funny when your blood pressure is low. "FAILED VP NOMINEE TIM WALZ MOCKS TESLA STOCK" so petty, so whiny. y'all are in power and still bitching about how downtrodden you are.

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submitted 3 days ago • 801 comments

People are so mean to Disney adults. As if we chose to be like this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I skeet to fill the void left by the continuous, 24/7 stream-of-consciousness text message conversation with my childhood best friend that spanned the entirety of our teen years.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Halfway through this preworkout Diet Coke (this is not a cry for help) I have realized I am already so keyed up I am physically shaking. But, like, I'm not a quitter. What am I supposed to do, NOT throw the other half of this water bucket onto this grease fire?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta keep laughing or I'm gonna flip the fuck out

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 17,1953

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

UNPINCHABLE Last week, my mother said she bought me a present "so you won't get pinched." She's so cute. I love my mom. ☘️ #stpatricksday

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Nine miles in a constant drizzle. 😁 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🌧️ I had so much fun. Soaking wet, but with feeling in all ten fingers!! 🖐️ Wardrobe success. #running

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I LOVE RUNNING LONG DISTANCES

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

OK. We're wearing a longsleeve we know is comfortable soaking wet. Phone is in a ziploc bag. Battered MAKE AMERICA EMO AGAIN cap, relic of Warped Tour, is atop the head. The mittens are gonna be waterlogged so fast but our Raynaud's is worse and the fingers need shelter. break a leg, me #running

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How is it that 2.5 years stuck indoors with a foot injury completely wiped out all my wisdom on dressing for the weather?? About to go out for my long run in the rain and I am LOST #running

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Why, yes, I DO have two versions of the Space Mountain on-ride soundtrack on my current #running playlist!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Very sad that I will someday die and no longer be able to listen to BVB's opus, Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Wild Ones.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My gran (85 years old, has recently lost all her hair to chemo): you like my headscarf? I'm entering my nun era. Very prayerful, very demure. Me (glaring at my gen z brother): did you do this

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

gift link... sober and practical. and very much where we are. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

submitted 4 days ago • 259 comments

We're in Book 21 of The Iliad now and I'm actually starting to think this Homer guy might be an okay writer someday. 💙📚

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I get that everyone is riled up, and that's a good thing, but maybe instead of saying, 'More people should be doing this' and 'You should be doing that,' try saying, 'I am doing [this specific action], and please join me!' Be active!

submitted 5 days ago • 514 comments

When Aragorn leads the Free Peoples into battle at the Black Gate, he's clear-eyed that they have little chance of victory. But everyone recognizes that doomed resistance is better than none - that their likely deaths are the only thing that might just give Frodo a chance to fulfill the Quest.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

if sauron congratulates you for doing the right thing you fucked up

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments

Ready for this afternoon! #TeslaTakedown

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

babe your external locus of control is showing

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Chaplin is my weighted stuffed animal (she is a fat animal often stuffed with food my Alzheimer's-ridden father sneaks her). #caturday

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

hey, buddy... opens trench coat wanna buy a paper straw?

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