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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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Epitaph: Well, she tried. 🤷‍♀️

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I decided to spend this week of my life coloring a piece of mediocre art that is almost a foot taller than me so it'll be ready for my sister's birthday. I had to get more colored pencils. So. Much. Coloring. Also: am I making @montereybayaquarium.org fan art???

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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

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God has given me a sign: Beware the Fresno Nightcrawler. #ibelieve

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I'm in this photo. 😊 It was great to be there among very angry, ready-to-work citizens.

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Me, making a protest sign: I don't like trying to make big art. ☹️ Me, the following week: I'm going to make a six-foot colored pencil mural for my sister's birthday.

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It's the weekend, baby

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15 years later, I am still terrified of my high school chemistry teacher.

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My Shark Tank product pitch: Cybertruck birthday cake candles. They fully self-immolate after the 30 seconds it takes you to snap a photo and sing happy birthday. #teslatakedown

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"I like watching you teach. You're so much nicer to students than you are to me when you're hitting me over the head like, 'ThAt'S nOt HoW iT wOrKs!'" Thanks, Mom.

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Good heavens, these people vote!

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Strongly considering buying myself both of these friendship bracelets.

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FACT: David Bowie died in 2016 as a reward for a life well-lived. We should all have been so lucky.

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Fox News headlines are so funny when your blood pressure is low. "FAILED VP NOMINEE TIM WALZ MOCKS TESLA STOCK" so petty, so whiny. y'all are in power and still bitching about how downtrodden you are.

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People are so mean to Disney adults. As if we chose to be like this.

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I skeet to fill the void left by the continuous, 24/7 stream-of-consciousness text message conversation with my childhood best friend that spanned the entirety of our teen years.

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Halfway through this preworkout Diet Coke (this is not a cry for help) I have realized I am already so keyed up I am physically shaking. But, like, I'm not a quitter. What am I supposed to do, NOT throw the other half of this water bucket onto this grease fire?

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Gotta keep laughing or I'm gonna flip the fuck out

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 17,1953

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UNPINCHABLE Last week, my mother said she bought me a present "so you won't get pinched." She's so cute. I love my mom. ☘️ #stpatricksday

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Nine miles in a constant drizzle. 😁 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🌧️ I had so much fun. Soaking wet, but with feeling in all ten fingers!! 🖐️ Wardrobe success. #running

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I LOVE RUNNING LONG DISTANCES

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OK. We're wearing a longsleeve we know is comfortable soaking wet. Phone is in a ziploc bag. Battered MAKE AMERICA EMO AGAIN cap, relic of Warped Tour, is atop the head. The mittens are gonna be waterlogged so fast but our Raynaud's is worse and the fingers need shelter. break a leg, me #running

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How is it that 2.5 years stuck indoors with a foot injury completely wiped out all my wisdom on dressing for the weather?? About to go out for my long run in the rain and I am LOST #running

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Why, yes, I DO have two versions of the Space Mountain on-ride soundtrack on my current #running playlist!

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Very sad that I will someday die and no longer be able to listen to BVB's opus, Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Wild Ones.

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My gran (85 years old, has recently lost all her hair to chemo): you like my headscarf? I'm entering my nun era. Very prayerful, very demure. Me (glaring at my gen z brother): did you do this

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gift link... sober and practical. and very much where we are. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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