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steventurrill.bsky.social
writer, editor, teacher. a freelance he/him
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submitted 47 days ago • 19 comments

Imagine paying $44,000,000,000 to be the guy in the carnival dunk tank

submitted 65 days ago • 30 comments

😽

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline

submitted 70 days ago • 262 comments

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

submitted 74 days ago • 424 comments

“Just relax and be yourself” lol okay Schrödinger

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

Watched 70 episodes of Skibidi Toilet tonight. I'm taking a few days offline now

submitted 74 days ago • 140 comments

this one small brain think thoughts

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

superman is actually our national myth about italian-american acceptance

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

submitted 75 days ago • 478 comments

the cutest baby in all the land 😭😭😭

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

you so pretty

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Love graduating from poetry workshop dread to post workshop imposter syndrome

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

From Twenty Poems of Anna Akhmatova

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word

submitted 83 days ago • 68 comments

Coffee so good you flirt with the idea of having hope

submitted 83 days ago • 36 comments

i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell

submitted 88 days ago • 217 comments

submitted 89 days ago • 518 comments

ok, bird-poem man

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

im 75% skibidi toilet and 85% thought leader! i scream at the nurses

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

*gets one compliment from AI* i dont think AI is that bad really

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

the tao of skibidi toilet

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

skibidi toilet mutually assured destruction

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The funny thing about domain verification is that there are so many top level domains and no company can get them all. Therefore, I got the nytimes.lgbt domain to be able to create an account to criticize them for their transphobic coverage.

submitted 91 days ago • 50 comments

always, always this Jean Valentine poem

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 93 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

submitted 93 days ago • 211 comments

ulrich, we loved the way you knighted our tails. shantay, you stay

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 95 days ago • 539 comments

Dune has spice? Where?

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions

submitted 96 days ago • 125 comments

How lucky we are That you can’t sell A poem, that it has No value. Might As well Give it away. That poem you love, That saved your life, Wasn’t it given to you? —Gregory Orr

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

hardon collider

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

the body showed symptoms of sinking with all its treasures unrifled

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 96 days ago • 242 comments

i just invented on accident a bunch of facts about bob's burgers which my wife had to google and prove wrong

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

fuck it, someone in the boulder police dept killed jon benét

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

They should invent small moments of tremendous beauty that you could notice when you weren’t drunk

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments