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Dad, Poppy, Trader, Liberal. "That which is hateful unto you, do not do to your neighbor. This is the whole of the Torah; the rest is commentary. Go forth and study." -- Rabbi Hillel I used to be @StevenJ1279 at the other place
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1. Did not impregnate a conservative influencer. 2. Did not ingest ketamine. 3. Did not abandon any of my children. 4. Did not betray an American ally. 5. Did not think I was elected President.
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1. Did not impregnate a conservative influencer. 2. Did not ingest ketamine. 3. Did not abandon any of my children. 4. Did not betray an American ally. 5. Did not think I was elected President.
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Shit. I'm 65+ and I'm ready to primary my congressman if he doesn't get feral.
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1. Did not impregnate a conservative influencer. 2. Did not ingest ketamine. 3. Did not abandon any of my children. 4. Did not betray an American ally. 5. Did not think I was elected President.
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1. Did not impregnate a conservative influencer. 2. Did not ingest ketamine. 3. Did not abandon any of my children. 4. Did not betray an American ally. 5. Did not think I was elected President.
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1. Did not impregnate a conservative influencer. 2. Did not ingest ketamine. 3. Did not abandon any of my children. 4. Did not betray an American ally. 5. Did not think I was elected President.
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Papa John
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Is there any particluar reason we all can't reply to hr at opm dot gov and tell them what we did last week?
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I hope this becomes the biggest “Reply All” disaster of all time.
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" should get a promotion.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" should get a promotion.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" should get a promotion.
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I hope this becomes the biggest “Reply All” disaster of all time.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" should get a promotion.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" should get a promotion.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer too" wins.
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First one to respond "I inseminated a conservative influencer" wins.
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He also has a ridiculous number of dice, in all sorts of sizes, colors, and materials, for all your gaming needs.
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If you gave $1M to the Inauguration, your stock is up. It's a Friends of Trump/Elon market.
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I try. Thanks.
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Trying to figure it out--it looks like one is "acting" after a December resignation, one has their term up in a few months, and one just started their term.
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But Teslas don’t run on magick. Make it harder to charge an EV and people won’t buy an EV, no matter whose.
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Given that Chad’s wife is a district court judge in Tampa, you’d think he’d be a little more circumspect about this.
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Gilmore Girls
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Btw, Chad's wife is a *district court judge* too--in Tampa. Somebody should file an ethics complaint against her someday.
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He's leaving
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I hope this wasn't prescient: bsky.app/profile/stev...
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That's only because WFH will be outlawed this time instead of encouraged.
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When God closes an asteroid, he opens a coronavirus.
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The Helene Desk Indicator is nearly perfect: bsky.app/profile/hmei...
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When God closes an asteroid, he opens a coronavirus.
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bsky.app/profile/stev...
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How common/rare is this?
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Wow
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We're going to double your electric bill so Grok can draw people with 5 fingers instead of 6.
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No.
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Newsmax has enough defamation suits
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Don't forget the World Cup in 2026, where we are co-hosting with 2 countries we might be at war with by then.
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Don't forget the World Cup in 2026, where we are co-hosting with 2 countries we might be at war with.