Good managers know it is a lazy management practice to ask employees to do "weekly reports" (because they should be talking to employees regularly about what they are working on and offering help/guidance). All employees know this to be true. The only ones who don't know this are bad managers.
Assuming the employees are too afraid to act by conducting a strike, the next best solution might be for the thousands of employees to use ChatGPT to write a 10,000 word response. All of it word salad, of course.
Given the current environment, I seriously doubt that federal workers are going to quit their jobs. If they attempt to strike, that's exactly what they'd be doing. It sounds great until the reality of bills and supporting a family comes into play.
In fairness, I think most CEOs do work hard at their companies. I share your incredulity that this clown gets away with being CEO of multiple huge companies and clearly doing f all for most of them most of the time. Presumably they are better off without his idiocy.
A make-work exercise that often won’t be read, and if not will be read by amateurs who don’t understand the job. Can we have Musk pay for the staff time he is wasting?
What’s funny & sad is I had to do this for work a couple of weeks ago. I work in healthcare & our supervisor still doesn’t know what we do after having the position for over a year.
A well organized and reasonable early retirement offer would probably have reduced staff and saved money. But the cruelty is the point. It was NEVER about efficiency.
Horrible phrasing.
I'd be happy to tutor the Melon-head re: proper sentence structure, vocabulary, and phrasing. But then again, I'm just a lowly teacher. WTF would I know?
Tip: Put your work notes into ChatGPT (free) & use prompt that says “create professionally formatted activity summary using the following content…”. Paste in your notes & you’ve got something great to send in email. You can re-prompt with “add more detail to create 4 pages of content.” If you like.
They should take all day Monday to write down what they did last week. Then coordinate across the country to click "send" at exactly 5:00pm DC time. 3 million emails straight to Apartheid Clyde's mailbox. That should keep him busy for awhile.
I do the old volume down power button tap. But then again I have a OnePlus supercomputer. It's super key to make sure that the buttons are on opposite ends the phone
I don’t think they realize how many peasants there are. Elon keeps floating the Universal basic income?
That’s going to downgrade the peasants into slaves, which is one of his goals.
"What I did last week:
* made America a little bit better
* obeyed the constitution
* avoided making international enemies
* avoided impeachable offences
* my actual job
For the love of god Musk, have AI write your shit. I’m sick of reading broken English. I’d say pay an English tutor, but I wouldn’t want to subject any human being in the world to that experience.
I’m really curious how your average Trump voter feels about this (and thankfully I don’t know any to ask). It just feels so disrespectful and gross. Even if you support gov downsizing it’s such a horrible way to treat people.
- Rode in the big car race
- Had a golf cart parade and golfed good
- Stopped those stoopid paper straws
- Helped my friend Vladimir
- Buyed a new airplane
Get ready to see thousands of masterclasses in creative writing, taking time away from doing the actual work (which is piling up due to massive personnel cuts). Added bonus of tanking any morale that may be left.
“Like other senior White House advisors, Mr Musk has no actual or formal authority to make government decisions himself”
Declaration of Joshua Fisher, director of the Office of Administration at the White House
It's not legal either for Federal workers. More importantly, Elmo is not a hire, and does not have legal authority to ask anything, nor does he have the legal authority to accept resignations, nor does any office he seems to think does actually have such a power.
As a federal employee, I am not allowed to answer emails outside of my tour of duty and we’re RTO so I don’t have my laptop anyways. I’ll be opening my emails at 0700 Monday. Musk is also only an advisor, he has no authority to fire me. So…. Kiss my ass.
Striking me as a no-win for the employees: Don’t respond and you’re gone. Do respond and they’ll use that to tell you you’re not pulling your weight and you’re gone.
I suppose I should follow up with, I highly suspect these are going to be run through some ai nonsense to grade employees, they'll then use that to claim that the workers are underperforming to try and do an end run around the mspb
So using the full description of tasks for keywords may be critical
He doesn'tunderstand what many of these departments do, let alone individual positions. We need lawsuits from state ag's and governors to stop these actions. Don't respond to emails. The respond or its your resignation, according to who? According to what? A twitter post? Don't open your emails.
Every single employee should just write back that they fulfilled their oath to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
Trump now fully controls all 3 branches, military, CIA, FBI, NSA and DOGE will steal everything. Marshal law. Barron will inherit the throne. No more elections. MAGA killed democracy. We’re all under surveillance. We live in Russia. Boycott everything
Mon-Fri I worked on Bob, Susan, Nancy, Larry, Anthony, Mike, Jane, Peter, Roy, and Steven's late projects since they didn't finish them because they were fired by Elon Musk.
At first I took this as a power display or as trolling. But after listening this morning to Tyler Foggat talk about what Techno Fascims really means on The Political Scene [https://pca.st/y0sls200] I think Musk is serious. He wants to run the answers through Grok AI to figure out how to digitize
What happens if none respond? Will they fire all govt employees? Why not? We’re on the way to a failed state and it’s preferable to get it at one go rather than by a thousand cuts
They should BURY the fuckers with emails. They should spend every working minute documenting every working minute and then send that voluminous document weekly. With attachments. cc'd to union reps and labor attorneys and congressional reps and media.
Believe the correct Tech Reich NeoReactionary term for peasants is Plebs. Please verify with the wider Tech Oligarchy on their current hierarchical names for surfs/hicks. By now, might be "muzhik" in the original Russian?
If I was a fed employee, I’d start logging every action I take each day, down to the nonsensical/obscure IN HANDWRITING on paper, take photos of the log and attach to the required email response. Even better if your handwriting is terrible or in shorthand.
Their next step will be to literally put the word “Spam” in the subject line, send it in the middle of the night, and then fire everyone who never opens it.
Of course if all I have to do is understand what I did last week, it's not a big deal. Christ on bike, if he wants to master the universe, the least he could do is grok basic English.
Here I thought the one I got that addressed me by name and said I’d failed to respond to the first email (I didn’t remember seeing the first one) and my compliance was expected was perhaps excessive.
Elon is a simpleton - never did much - just gained a shitload of money getting fired - never had an IQ above the russian mules dragged to the front (do I like him? no. - do I care about USA? - yes❤️)
Mon: copious amounts of Ketamine; called people tards online
Tues: ⬆️
Wed : still high on my own supply, I pretended I was ruler of the world
Thu: fought w/ broodmare re: Musky DNA. Refused to acknowledge children.
Fri: cringe posing w/ chainsaw & sunglasses while unable to complete sentence.
This is a serious point w/ no intention of being hyperbolic,with the magnitudes of civil servants being fired there has to be, in all probability, one who turns violent due to the upheaval in their, and their families, lives. I wouldn't be surprised if there is an attempt on a life relatively soon.
I had a manager (of another branch) in a cringeworthy top-down structure workplace ask me about my output - I helpfully invited him to eff-off if he again planned to approach me, or other co-workers, directly without speaking to MY managers first. And I’m a friendly guy.
Presumably this means BigBalls and colleagues will have roughly 18,000 emails to read and will get bored and start firing random librarians, air traffic controllers and soldiers (‘your email says you only had one combat mission this week and you didn’t even shoot anyone: employment terminated’)
"Elon here, so this week I've been raiding the government of sensitive material. Then I couldn't string together any words so I grabbed a chainsaw and pretended to use it like a weird maniac. I hope this suffices your request. Looking forward to Monday for more raiding!"
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You also cannot depose a king, free a slave, or sit at a lunch counter at Woolworth.
Welcome to reality.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/11/19/bank-of-america-nearly-half-of-americans-live-paycheck-to-paycheck.html
Can we do away with the myth of genius CEOs leading a company and “working hard”
“Dance peasants”, indeed.
I hope this email finds you less than well.
Last week, I plotted to overthrow and deport your team of incel Nazis. I spent 74 hours on this important work.
Have the arduous extermination you deserve.
Loathing you,
America
i did a fuckton more than that rancid orange colonoscopy bag with legs currently squatting in the white house.
yours,
sodd
I'd be happy to tutor the Melon-head re: proper sentence structure, vocabulary, and phrasing. But then again, I'm just a lowly teacher. WTF would I know?
Undertook a…
Consolidated the…
Kicked off a…
Yearly review…
Organized a…
Unified the…
Examined a…
Looped in…
Optimized our..
Negotiated the…!
Reagan and Gingrich were crystal clear.
Deranged drugged up narcissists shouldn’t be anywhere near public office, especially one that used to be the envy of the world.
https://www.wired.com/story/doge-government-credit-cards/
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
That’s going to downgrade the peasants into slaves, which is one of his goals.
"What I did last week:
* made America a little bit better
* obeyed the constitution
* avoided making international enemies
* avoided impeachable offences
* my actual job
How about you?"
Dear President Elon,
Last week I:
- Rode in the big car race
- Had a golf cart parade and golfed good
- Stopped those stoopid paper straws
- Helped my friend Vladimir
- Buyed a new airplane
Who is going to check all the responses? Is there any legal requirement that the information be truthful? Can you use AI to generate your response?
Is there another word I can use that means arrogant to the tenth power? Anyone?
Declaration of Joshua Fisher, director of the Office of Administration at the White House
Could it be … PERJURY
If nothing else, the firings will drown out our courts.
"You and those hills are BOTH FIRED!!!"
…everything
…everywhere
…every minute ~ hour ~ day
So using the full description of tasks for keywords may be critical
I'm sure none of those reams of status reports will be "misplaced"
Monday: golf
Tuesday: golf
Wednesday: golf
Thursday: shit posting
Friday: threatened governors
Did Trump write this? Because this is definitely third grade language.
These people are a fuckin' joke.
(He said to respond. He didn't say "how".)
If they get into government systems, they can cause major pain for everyone.
Will not hold in court.
Golden ages for solicitors and lawyers.
Make them work to treat you like sh*t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y-erGt0LsU
A. Trump doesn't like to read anything. No way is he going to be arsed with these emails.
B. Resignations don't work that way.
Musk thinks we all live inside his fantasy world with him. 😂
And their rifle.
This is how each and every recipient of this childish
collection of words should respond.
Gargle these balls”
(No one do this! Unless you’re good at ensuring it’s not recognizable.)
That is such a poorly worded sentence. It reads like a translation. Maybe Russian originally?
I’ve been snorting Ketamine and shitposting Libs around the clock. I would like a promotion, please.
https://bsky.app/profile/justanothermaleusr.bsky.social/post/3lirn3ccqks2i
Tues: ⬆️
Wed : still high on my own supply, I pretended I was ruler of the world
Thu: fought w/ broodmare re: Musky DNA. Refused to acknowledge children.
Fri: cringe posing w/ chainsaw & sunglasses while unable to complete sentence.
The internet today