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I found an unopened Krabby Patty gummy burger up for grabs, and decided to finally quench the curiosity a summer working at an arcade gave me for gummy burgers. They were really popular, and lets just say I suspect that I have suffered for nothing, since they probably aren't related

I don't know which way it went, but a cursed piece of jewelry swapped control of his body with the worm, for sure

One of my favorite flower photos from last spring #floralphotography

Oh, and now Liesel can play the guitar well enough to please a baroness in one afternoon #theSoundofLies

Watching the Sound of Music for the first time since I was a like 13. These kids are such bullshitters. "We don't know *any* songs" *does some bike choreography about it 2 minutes later*

*goes to reply to a post* *hits back button to check something* *instant regret* I have been here for like 2 weeks, maybe 3, and I still can't get my shit together, lol

She actually came over and licked it shortly after. I felt weird about it, tbh, but I can't be mad, because like, what was she supposed to do? #Caturday

We have to consider one other possible motive behind the MAGA movement. Not just power or racism. They believe the world is better off being run as a corporate entity. They don't the trust people to govern themselves. We need to prove otherwise. Of The People. By The People. For The People.

Yes

The face Beeb makes when I catch her doing crimes. "Nooo, I always hang out up here alone. I'm not snatching hair ties"

Pro tip: While you are busy today not shopping, you have plenty of time to cancel that delivery or streaming service you've been meaning to cut #economicblackoutday

Love this. It should not be limited to this term. But it’s a great step forward. Now @khanna.house.gov and other house members need to make the media tour , including Fox News, to talk about it @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

Not today's sunset, but a sunset

Your tips are still getting taxed. Your overtime is still getting taxed. Your Social Security is still getting taxed. Trump and Republicans have changed NOTHING — NONE of those changes were in the resolution they passed. Don’t let them lie to you.

Let's be clear. All these tech billionaires like Bezos and Musk and Zuckerberg didn't become right wingers because of some ideological awakening -- or because of "wokeness." It's because they're BILLIONAIRES and they want to avoid taxes. That's it. It's the MONEY.

Pretzel nappin #catsofbluesky

Just a rose #floralphotography #flowersofbluesky

Jesse Eisenberg discusses the long process of getting access to film at a concentration camp in Poland

No one could have seen *that* coming

No boop the Beeble plz

FACTS: Zelenskyy is a hero. Putin is a war criminal. Russia has killed civilians. Russia started the war by invading Ukraine. Russia has been losing the war the entire time. Russia has had >800,000 casualties in the war. Europe has helped Ukraine >2x as much as the US has.

Chat help me out, I've been streaming old episodes of Grey's. When did this happen??

Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

When you wake up in the morning and the tank top you wore to bed is doing *the thing*

The destruction is the point.

The Beebster wants everyone to know that she was not given her nightly bedtime treat. I want everyone to know that she is a liar, liar, pants on fire #catsofbluesky #petshaming

Me watching the guy at Chipotle crying as he tries to make the edges of my tortilla touch each other, 5 July 2024 #birdsofbluesky

It's never good when the richest person in the world and the worst person in the world are the same person.

Just a spider that interrupted my writing sesh

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Too busy enjoying the flowers to notice me