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PHP & laravel oriented LEMP stack developer, Available to hire If you need me please contact [email protected]
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Perhaps. But twitter is ugly and boring.
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"No John evil, I cannot end your life due to my moral standards." Yeah pretty dumb
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The average My hero academia plotline
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Plot twist: Biggie smalls and pac killed jfk and Abraham lincoln.
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"wanna know what else is long? Your mom! Hah!" I don't even know what a replyguy is but it sounds dumb
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No. You must see this build of William Shakespeare!
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Wait until you see fur-affinity
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Oh shit sorry. Batya is my uncle. He gets riled up sometimes and rants about the alphabet, but trust me he's harmless I swear.
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War without reason smh
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I wish.
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One word.
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My life described in a sentence
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I fucking knew it
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Closed.
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Truly an work of art 💀💀
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I'd say "Dropkick musk." Is a better one.
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Eternal?
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They are the problem, actually. Those damn transformers keep me up all night. They can't go five minutes without transforming into cars or trucks and it's pissing me off.
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I'd fight darth vader.
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I have two collections of the onion. Forgotten masterpieces
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror...
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Must have been dream. He likes saying the word apparently.
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Yeah! Eat shit Elon!
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...At least it's not porn.
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Why is man gay for hog? Is he home sectional? Is there a lore reason?
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You have no idea the horrors I have witnessed on my site.
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Welcome to earth bud. 2025 sucks already and it ain't even started 😩
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I just read your name 💀
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I'm concerned. Why is this on my feed like 💀💀💀
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Omg your maga statements and wokeness have offended me very much. I'm gonna sue!!!!!1 But in all seriousness, yeah. Brainrotted dummies always have to say stuff.
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Bro looks like a character from psyche.
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Shitter X can't hurt you anymore.
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AI ruins everything. It even ruined porn :(
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Don't forget the three p's.
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Ahh yes, Wattpad. Where good writing goes to die.
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"Goddamn it, It's all these illegals poisoning our birds! Storm asia! Bomb russia! Blow up Afghanistan!" Somebody put Jfk back in the fridge already pls
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Neptune, tell the other gods I said hi.
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lol yeah
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I love minorities like you .
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Patricia broomstick what are you yapping about
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Happy black people day!...Oh wait...Happy green people day!
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Nut*
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Me: reads post Also me: ejaculates to madness combat rule 34 minutes later
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Quit laughing. This is no lauffing matter.
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I saw my vervyclodeu vein today. It stuck up when my dad walked into the apartment.
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We straight mens must embrace our inner lady too. Now bend over fool.
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We need a second Roots movie. That shit was funnier than ted 2.
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N i c k p a y n e "He brings the payne."