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Former office drone, current poker pro. Blog: forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/suitedjustices-ongoing-mid-life-crisis-1711460/ Card-counting Tales: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/nit-tastic-tales-1568726/
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submitted 13 days ago • 635 comments

Here is the link to send feedback to Google on their renaming of the Gulf of Mexico on their maps, if you feel that the content might be inaccurate. www.google.com/search?q=gul...

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 28 days ago • 42 comments

The decadent denizens of Panem's Capitol would be jealous of the effete foppery seen this year. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Every time you don't buy a book from Amazon, but use a good indie store who actually values the sale & treats you & your purchase with respect, the sun shines brighter, floofy puppies gambol in fresher grass, & Jeff Bezos's piles sting for just a biiiit longer. Sounds GREAT to me. Buy independent.

submitted 38 days ago • 425 comments

The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.

submitted 38 days ago • 45 comments

i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain

submitted 44 days ago • 19 comments

I finally deactivated/deleted my Twitter account after carefully reading Drew Magary's incisive article on why he left. Feels good, man. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I don't understand expecting this place to fill up with TikTok folks. It's like, well, they shut down all the ski areas, I bet our stamp collecting club is going to get a huge boost from that.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 61 days ago • 286 comments

My sentiments

submitted 63 days ago • 225 comments

AND It's THE NUMBER ONE TOM THE DANCING BUG OF 2024 - NEWS OF THE TIMES: CEO MANHUNT 👇

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

submitted 69 days ago • 821 comments

My rules for mobile game ads. If your product's ad: -Makes me tap more than one X or fast forward icon to get through the ad, or -Opens my browser or play store without my permission, especially after I've tapped the X or fast forward icon Then your product is dead to me. I will never touch it

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submitted 75 days ago • 83 comments

this seems a bit extreme, what happened to thoughts and prayers?

submitted 83 days ago • 220 comments

If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number.

submitted 86 days ago • 105 comments

Wow props to the police and FBI for going all-out and leaving no stone unturned on their various unsolved murder investigations. *taps ear* Wait: I'm getting reports that they only do that for good-looking famous people and filthy rich psychopaths.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if it'll last but man can we just take a moment and give props to the team that gave us a place to hang out that mostly fun and not a constant thunderdome battle? @pfrazee.com et al.

submitted 94 days ago • 43 comments

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

submitted 95 days ago • 825 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 12 comments

Found my latest wallpaper

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submitted 105 days ago • 322 comments

Never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So never stop sharing books with kids. Never stop reading to them, and helping them to read. Never stop changing lives. #literacy #kidlit #books

submitted 111 days ago • 277 comments

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

submitted 111 days ago • 473 comments

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

submitted 124 days ago • 289 comments

“Why didn’t the Eagles just fly Frodo and Sam to Mount Doom? What you have to remember is that at that point they’re barely talking to each other, Glen Frey and Don Felder are fighting on stage and Don Henley is ready to walk away from the band, they’re constantly touring, THEY DON’T HAVE TIME!!

submitted 157 days ago • 23 comments

submitted 168 days ago • 25 comments

Me: I’d like a book about Shakespeare Librarian: Which one? Me: William

submitted 184 days ago • 37 comments

Sorry for the politics posting, but a friend sent me this and it really makes you think

submitted 211 days ago • 111 comments

submitted 248 days ago • 2 comments

If the shoplifting of baby formula is epidemic, the main problem is not the shoplifting.

submitted 305 days ago • 39 comments

no cookie

submitted 335 days ago • 6 comments

all these boys want a goth girlfriend but don’t study the moves of one gomez addams.

submitted 342 days ago • 18 comments

My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him

submitted 346 days ago • 10 comments

No one. I'm at peace. The petty cares of this world are gone. All is forgiven.

submitted 351 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 358 days ago • 8 comments

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, Jan 22,1974

submitted 361 days ago • 6 comments

sending out carrier pigeons with notes that say, like "hi! it;s me. the pigeon. i wrote this note myself! i love you"

submitted 368 days ago • 12 comments

AGLFFLGGGFALFAFGGGPFFPPHHPLLLT

submitted 377 days ago • 7 comments

The deplatforming of Milo Yiannopoulos has been so effective that people have apparently forgotten about it as a prime example of why deplatforming fascists is effective.

submitted 379 days ago • 53 comments

I’m sorry to have to be the one to inform you, but if you’re prosecuting librarians you’re definitely one of the baddies.

submitted 384 days ago • 1 comment

ADT, Ring and Amazing Adjudication have an ironclad agreement to collude, maximizing billing hours and minimizing staff hours and resources spent. ADT and Ring screw over their clients by minimizing the settlement and raising their client's premiums. Amazing Adjudication provides the rubber stamp.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

i bet watching an Ernest movie for the first time on mushrooms would fuck you up if your name was Vern

submitted 392 days ago • 4 comments

Me watching The Handmaid's Tale - Jeez, everybody's always crying. Me 20 minutes later - *sniff* why is there so much dust in here?

submitted 393 days ago • 0 comments

you dont know her, she goes to another social network

submitted 395 days ago • 15 comments