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I just wanted excuse to draw boobs

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ATENÇÃO: o internauta brasileiro feral é indicado ao prêmio Nobel de literatura pelo texto desse ALT

submitted 13 hours ago • 27 comments

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

submitted 9 hours ago • 20 comments

"When I leaned in to kiss him and he threw his hands in the air and said 'yay' before we started making out" #connieheart

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

umineko.jpeg

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Did you know that the USPS delivers 44% of the world's mail and is a critical part of our infrastructure? #weloveusps

submitted 12 days ago • 21 comments

the best part of a closing Macy's

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I know there's dozens of things to contact reps about every single day, but today please contact them about keeping USPS independent. Privatizing USPS would be devastating for so many reasons, but personally it would destroy my small business if I can't have affordable/accessible service. 5calls.org

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

My latest over at Hard Drive celebrates Leon S. Kennedy, an American Hero.

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

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me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

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😾 #ffxiv #yshtola #ffxivart

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Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit

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sometimes you think of your cute little miqote warrior of light waiting for you in the crystarium and you have to tell her "sorry we cant hang out rn i'm playing marvel rivals" and that's just. just disgusting. do better

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I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

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Elon Musk was that kid in school who thought he was being bullied because he was nerdy but really everyone was picking up on his psychopath vibes and instinctively protecting themselves

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₊˚⊹♡ 🐀🐁 ♡⊹˚₊

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why does he do that | #bg3 | #astarion | #bg3art

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#BaldursGate3 #Astarion Scepter and Sacrifice

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and for the record an awful lot of Americans would side with and die defending Canada in any war between our two nations

submitted 3 days ago • 94 comments

Oh man, I forgot to post these! The full compilation of the Malady strip game!

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

A movie you've watched more than 6 times

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helplessly craving the magnet

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#oc | Mage doing mage thingies #warcraftart #worldofwarcraft

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Astarion🩸Dark Urge #Astarion #bg3 #darkurge #durge

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 7 days ago • 369 comments

Angy. #Astarion #BG3

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

She will always be so real for this

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

orzo is a fun pasta because later in the week you’ll be sweeping and find a dried up little orzito then get to fondly remember the meal you had. With a fusilli or penne for example you would spot it immediately. no chance at all for self reflection

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

gamergate losers being an inescapable building block of modern fascism is so uncool. fuck

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I was on Twitter in 2009. The first time my art ever went viral was bc Wil Wheaton rt’d it. I made a lot of friends, fans and contacts on Twitter. Twitter. Is. Dead. It’s “x” now. It’s not the place we all loved to hang out, anymore. It was killed and now Nazis are infesting the corpse. Leave it.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

Bad news: RFK Jr. has been confirmed Good news: This has raised the chances of Trump getting wiped out by a Filet-O-Fish

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

The small domino has fallen, the hot dog that kills me is now inevitable

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I mean I think the obvious answer is that no, Americans have no idea what this means for their lives the "oh shit what have we done" turn we're all hoping for is simply not going to happen until the material ramifications become clear we are going to have to touch the stove

submitted 10 days ago • 158 comments

look i encourage larian / owlcat rivalry because it will only earn us more glorious depravity but as larian let me fuck the mind flayer I'm gonna declare them the winners of this round by a hair

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes? jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

the boyus

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VII - THE CHARIOT #bg3 #baldursgate3 #Laezel #tarot

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this Mexico City coffee shop's playlist went from Black Parade into A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton into Mr. Brightside into I Kissed a Girl they really said "come eat, millennial"

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

if the president can say “i don’t like the department of energy,” and within a week it’s closed, then the constitution means nothing, and the president’s entire claim to power is the loyalty of the military. either he is constrained by the constitution or he’s a dictator, there isn’t a middle ground

submitted 17 days ago • 148 comments