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synthecysts.bsky.social
they/them, 23 screaming into the void about whatever fixation i currently have. currently: adventure time/dc comics/marvel rivals/balatro 🤞🤞 ACAB world is a fuck
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this guy performs the most convoluted form of exhibitionism ive ever seen
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oh he is absolutely into it
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mmmfive guysr burgrs andfriess 🤤🤤
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you can tell this is true based on his wording in his tweet. he thinks it is, in fact, normal to "give" people children, intercourse isn't even part of his thought process
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lets hope they had their seatbelts on
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imagine finding out you were the one who got paid the lowest amount to carry his kid
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they're not very successful at stopping nazis from taking over. glad they have time to celebrate gals day though
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the rest of the movie is them playing a sick ass balatro run
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you could've read the first sentence in the article at least.
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lol please show me the joke in question
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dont worry, its not real
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sorry i wasnt aware the democrats are funding kendrick lamar
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tf do you even mean? this the first onion article you've ever seen?
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theres so much pearl clutching on every single onion post on here lmao, i dont know why these people even follow them at this point
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these politicians need to focus on the real issues: Leftists
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what was his "good" take? dont wanna unblock that freak
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yeah cause rhetoric is famous for never leading to violence. lol. lmao.
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what if im in love with balatro 😳
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i asked my grandpa how we could get the last bit of pee out. He looked down solemly and replied, "We can't, we dont remember how..."
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if your dpi is high enough its actually really easy
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you my friend, have won reddit for today 🪙
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every time i see someone replace the act of "googling" something with "chatgpting" something, the more i think, butlerian jihad is the only way out of this.
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is this IP really that lucrative for Sony?
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#LuigiHisAss
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video james
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i like eskay :)
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liv agar what is your favorite deck 🎤🎤🎤
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4 hour video essay is normal to me, i guess im just that twisted ...
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its weird to say, but the writing (along with the art direction) is one of the best things about balatro
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liv agar just went beautiful mode all over my timeline