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Your (least) favorite degenerate. Youngest ball rep in PBA Tour history. I'm on the Nightrain. Lost my tail. Lost my smile. Don’t follow if you’re annoyed by wrestling, comic books, lefty takes or Oregon Duck propaganda. #Villain #ShotClub #GoDucks
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far away from the memories….of the people who care if i live or die….
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the three most played CDs from 7 year old patrick was *nsync’s no strings attached, britney spears’ baby one more time, and eiffel 65’s europop
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Rizzler is now in the Conglomeration. This is canon
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second sequel to get shorty is gonna rip
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note: while they’re also incredibly sexy this does not make ABBA the sexiest band of all time.
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you’re the only one who really knew me at all….
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on my roughly every six month bowie obsession, don't mind me.
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it's not the side effects of the cocaine, i'm thinking that it must be love.
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oh no, not again
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siri play sos by abba
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i gotta get a mean machine jersey