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Your (least) favorite degenerate. Youngest ball rep in PBA Tour history. I'm on the Nightrain. Lost my tail. Lost my smile. Don’t follow if you’re annoyed by wrestling, comic books, lefty takes or Oregon Duck propaganda. #Villain #ShotClub #GoDucks
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If you don’t explain it, it’s magic. Mythic. Legendary. If you explain it, it’s a process you can undo. Some things are better if they’re just magic. Mysteries.

howard the duck wears a fucking ohio state sweatshirt in this movie, this fucking sucks

Rick Astley covering Chappell Roan is absolutely surreal as hell www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF2...

music.apple.com/us/album/sta... perfect mood set for being incredibly stoned and eating a bowl of life cereal for dinner while you consider every life mistake you’ve ever made…

Spider on the fire escape. Art by Jimbo Salgado #Spiderman

Eiffel 65 kicks so much ass

iconic

POV: me the morning after going to a concert that starts at 930pm on a weekday

Hobbs/Bandido as a team rules

Okada in a mid 00s nba draft night suit lmao look at how baggy those pants are

goddamn what a spot for the finish

these two lay it in hard as shit on each other and are able to come up with some creative spots between the two of them, really becoming one of my favorite matchups in the women’s division

alright this video package kicks ass

big fan of Shane Taylor yelling “boom!!” when he runs into someone and lays them out like that.

DG matching the tron gets me every time. #AEWCollision

this segment has to be a rib on bryan alvarez

my god Toni Storm is amazing

Love the positive impact of firing all women & Black people from government! Love the positive impact of banning the Marine Band from playing with elite high school musicians bc most of the high schoolers are POC! Love the positive impact of schools forced to take down Black History Month displays!

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ABBA might be the most overall attractive band of all time

against all odds is the best phil collins song, fuck off if you think otherwise

time and again, i tell myself….ill stay clean tonight. but the little green wheels are following me.

a crying shame that we didn’t get a late 80s/early 90s X-Men movie during the comics boom where Martin Short played Arcade and threw them all in Murderworld as a villain

get shorty fucking rules so much

this is the best ricochet has ever been

Hanger traded in the Tesla for a Rivian, babyface move #AEWDynamite

Hate to say it.. but Kyle Fletcher's pants are tremendous #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and max

kyle fletcher in the absolute coolest pants of all time

wonder if filthy tom had used this excuse for the ostarine thing if he still woulda been suspended

this is devastating. she was such a major part of my young life, always interesting and thoughtful in her choices. A tremendous loss to us but she gave us so many blessings.

"I always wondered if there was a God and now I know. There is, and it's me."

when Oregon travels to seattle next year and obliterates washington and the ducks vs them is set to posse on broadway >>>>>>>>>>

You may have heard of John Cage's "silent" piece "4'33", but did you know he made and performed a version that involved setting up an auditorium sound-system to being right on the edge of feedback and letting it sit there for the duration of the performance?

time for league

i can’t forget you, i know you want me to want you, i want to.

apple music been really good lately at killing my mood and sending me into a depressive funk

Axl Rose at GnR live in Tokyo ‘92 might be the coolest and hottest a pale redheaded American has ever looked.