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talkingtina.bsky.social
She/her, bisexual disaster. Likes to obsess over World of Warcraft, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect. I complain about snow a lot.
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I initially thought ending MAYHEM with Die With A Smile was an odd choice, but it wraps up the album perfectly. DWAS is like coming outside after a large summer storm, the calm in the air after the wind, rain, and lightning has passed

If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘

If they don't tip the ears they have no way of knowing which cats have been fixed. Needing to repeatedly trap and sedate millions of feral/stray cats to look closer for signs of neutering would be an indescribably massive waste of time and resources, not to mention unnecessary stress for the cats.

The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime

MAYHEM is everything I wanted and more 🙌 Mother Monster is so back 🖤

"We want grandchildren" Best I can do is drink iced coffee & find a raccoon outside

It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks

How am I supposed to focus on work when MAYHEM comes out in 10 hrs and 12 minutes 😭

I AM FORTY FUCKING FOUR I HAVE BEEN AN ADULT FOR DECADES DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A MILLENNIAL IS

Hey, Dems. Decorum doesn’t save trans kids. Decorum doesn’t end genocide. Decorum doesn’t keep congress in control of the purse strings. Fuck decorum, and fuck you.

YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.

The GOP vision is a Minnesota where a little girl can’t learn sex education in school but can be forced to have an invasive medical exam to verify her reproductive organs because a random guy in the bleachers thought she was a little too good at soccer.

It got up to 51F today and it's going to snow tomorrow 🙃 it's definitely March in Minnesota

MAYHEM dropping this week is the only thing keeping me going 🙌😭

It's 3 AM WHY IS EVERYONE STANDING IN THE TODDLER ROOM EITHER BATHE THESE BABIES OR GO TO BED I STG

I turned the needs back on for my household full of Sims and I'm already exhausted. No one has accomplished anything. I'm ready to age up the toddlers because they slept all day then had the audacity to be mad no one paid attention to them.

Facebook's "lemme show you posts from 3 days ago" approach to their algorithm is not helping my inability to remember what day it is. A post about a restaurant's "Wine Wednesday" popped up and I'm like oh yeah it's Wednesday. It is not, in fact, Wednesday. It is still somehow Saturday.

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Holy shit it's still not cute to make fun of evil Nazi shitfucks by implying they are gay, trans, effeminate, women, or that being fat has anything to do with how fucking evil they are THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT

Burglars are finally being added to ‘The Sims 4.’

Oh someone got foot prints all over the wall? That’s so weird I wonder how that happened

That’s Tammy Baldwin — not me. You can keep track of all the hundreds of white men but it’s the 28 women in the Senate that trips you up, Fox News?

My friend and I played racquetball for the first time last week and she got me with the ball right on my ear that has my still-healing helixes. My piercings are still very angry about the whole thing 🥲

Excellent work everyone remember to bundle up it’s cold this time of year! Wouldn’t want chapped lips or a cold nose while you’re out shopping.

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

I'm going to see Halsey this summer, I'm so excited 😭🙌 My first concert in literally 10 years, way overdue

did it work?

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

I haven't had any recent changes to my skincare or makeup products and yet my face is breaking out like crazy and I don't appreciate it. Ma'am I am 31 this was supposed to stop by now

Every day I wake up, look at the weather, see negative double digit feels like temp, and say "I'm tired of this, grandpa." And every day, the great state of Minnesota goes "that's too damn bad", and gets 10 degrees colder

Department of Education FAFSA changes are open for public comment. The changes include requiring trans students to misgender themselves and removes the nonbinary option on forms. Note: comment period is 60 days, and comments are publicly visible. Form here: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

"There's no plate-sized spiders, no hurricanes, and no earthquakes" I repeat to myself as I can't feel my face and the air hurts my lungs

I love that on Friday it's going to warm up enough to dump snow on us and then immediately go back to subzero temps 😭🙃

WORLD SOUL.

Looks like February is going to be just as cold, if not colder, than January, and I don't appreciate it

Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class

We all seem like we could use some capybaras to help you vibe.

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

was DEIA singlehandedly keeping planes functional what the hell is going on

I'm not sure if that's how it works.

yes. i want to see her do it

Rip to any mindreaders in my vicinity, my brain is just going to be playing Abracadabra over and over again for the next week or so

Kinda rude for it to go back to -20 F. It was 40 degrees a few days ago 😭