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Adam • weird, but trying to be funny about it • LG (BT) • vibrant fag FFXIV happens a Lot here metro detroit ♥ Moon & Justin ♥ https://linktr.ee/plutomancy
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my hand looks like a Lego hand

Taking selfies in latex gloves is impossible Dirty Show fucked hard ✨

#FFXIV

They are transvestigating the Shrek reboot on Facebook.

looks like its lid up

"I think if you skip the intro to cowboy bebop someone should break your legs"

oh? mogtome event is live? you know what that means! #ffxiv

My friend/DMs face in the background when a fellow player has opinions about his NPCs 😩

I may only have 3 mtg decks but they're my babies, I modify and better then constantly and I think my Marath deck has gotten as good as it's gonna get unless I fundamentally change how I like to play the game 😇 moxfield.com/decks/TI1aTi...

lmao.

regular update for Lily's friends and girlfriends who keep an eye on my bsky even tho I've blocked them and you have to be logged in to see why does she have to get mad at me when I ask her to not be loud when I'm at work meetings. why is she such an asshole. soon.

my ex has still made no physical movement on gtfo my house so moon talked to her, and yeah sure she sounded nice and was like "no I'm making progress I swear" but I can't help but notice she hasn't actually said anything about keeping to my actual timeline. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Some Mulder for your timeline

Got some local draggy friends telling me I should start doing drag, that I got the makeup and outfit skills, and I'm like What if though?? Just fucking might

"do you think a luger serves camp" "only *after* the producers came out"

God, Lily's sobbing behind me to Alex saying "it's all too much" I think her gramma died?? So I feel really bad/shitty/guilty for sticking to their moveout timeline and I hate it here I'm gonna stick to it, because there's always gonna be something, but Jesus Christ I feel horrible.

Wake up babe new dumbass coyote images dropped

Good dental news, the 1 tooth I was worried about does indeed need a root canal + crown, but it's not that bad so I have a couple months to get it completed before we work on everything else Middling news, yea my last dentists core crowns need to be.... Re-tooled.

i wasn’t even being hyperbolic

i promise ill stop talking about my ex soon. she's just gotta move out and let me recover 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

is this where i say that my seperated-wife's refusal to vote (both candidates are the same, only perfect candidates please, my conscience can't take voting for bad people, political harm reduction isn't real, says she does a lot of community work which is two or three protests ever, etc) 1/2

Christ Krispy Treats 5/10 Like a regular treat, but half as flavorful and way denser. Still tastes decent, but like. That's caramelized marshmallow, that's kind of cheating

"if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing"

Welcome to the apocalypse, co-sponsored by crypto dot biz and the Heritage Foundation.

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing