techie-foodie.bsky.social
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Open threats requiring lucrative offers to recons is kinda the definition of blackmail… right?
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Oh, Molly - don’t you know that they’ve got their manly dream-catchers that magically generate code… non-of that whack-a-doodle ‘sigh-unce!’
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Wait until you see Melania’s X-Mas decorations (I’m pretty sure there was an executive order that we all have to call it ‘X-mas’ now to honor Emperor Elon.) 🤔
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How is this fucker not dead from obesity-related diseases? If you were looking for proof of a merciful God, this ain’t helping.
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… and create a permanent under-class in America to staff them.
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Mediocre white men who have never had to suffer the consequences of their ignorance.
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We have accepted corruption as the norm. 😕
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… and you know all those greedy sons-of-bitches will be lining up at the slop trough… that $6 trillion is just going to disappear. 🫠
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The only brand the GOP has remained consistent with is hypocrisy. It’s the foundation of their belief system.
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Huh. We’re the only ones who can follow your internet rules unironically. And we originated irony 😎
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It’s kraaaaazzzy Donnie’s March Madness Sale! Buy a new Tesla TODAY and Elon will come crash at YOUR house… lock up your women.
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… and that’s only what’s above board… they will steal billions.
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That’s not a warning for the Putin>Musk>Trump cartel… it’s confirmation their plan is working. 🤑
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They don’t even bother trying to lie anymore… they just describe in great detail exactly what they’re doing and then claim it’s the Democrats doing it. 🤨
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When you get as wealthy as Elmo, the only thrill left in life is finding joy in other people’s suffering. It’s entirely possible he’s a worse human than even Drumpf.
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Hey - he’s talented! I couldn’t manage typing out a Tweet while simultaneously gargling the balls of Trump, Musk & Putin.
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I’m old enough to remember when someone mentioned ‘Nazi’ you immediately think of Germany. Today, it’s automatically the GOP because they are the most successful fascist regime in the 21st century so far…
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When you’re that rich, the only thing that gets you off is causing other people’s misery… the more, the better.
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Gotta love this new ‘meritocracy.’ 🤨
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This is the thing… it’s not just greed. These depraved perverts can’t experience pleasure the way humans do… they only know pleasure through other people’s pain. 😠
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… or callous corruption.
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Did Gilfoyle steal his phone?
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Looks like Kid Rock and Roseanne Barr will finally get the recognition they so richly deserve! 🧐
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Nope… into the Gulf of ‘Murica.
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… and Starbucks will use it as an excuse to officially move on to ‘Ten bucks.’ 🤑
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Especially if you need to wash partially eaten hamberders out of various crevasses. 🤢
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You’re missing a few key serifs.
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Everything is bigoted… I mean BIGGER… in Texas! 🤠
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Jesus may have died on a hill, but lady: you ain’t getting resurrected after this. 😒
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Um… you may want to check out the evangelical affluence movement which basically preaches: ‘Jesus doesn’t mind who you hurt in your pursuit of wealth as long as he gets his cut.’
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Sununu: ‘Trump has raped so many women, it doesn’t really count any more. I will now offer up my wife in tribute… ‘
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Including retroactive clawbacks for all his ‘tax breaks’ with interest.
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Especially if you want it done right… the rest of the family won’t break it down, which means the recycle bin is filled with 95% air! 😠
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Who knew they were paying such close attention when they read Lord of the Flies in high school that they were inspired to arm the children and let them monitor themselves. 🤨
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Somehow I missed the era when mops needed cords… glad we’ve moved on. 😜
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Is that for keeping ‘foreigners’ out of the U.S. or Americans out of Canada… 🤔
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