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this video is very important youtu.be/JNxg5stxlhk?...

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

Chemical Formulas xkcd.com/3040

We're gearing up for the end of vivid/stasis, preparing to unleash our hardest content yet! Let's all come together and play. Let's all play. Let's play. Nullbreak

these people really are the biggest piss babies on the planet

I'm uncomfortable with the inevitable "his work was always crap" because it seems to say "you can tell who the predators are by how well they write" and ... no no you absolutely cannot, that's the whole point.

Rip Tik Tok lol

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

So it goes.

1 DAY LEFT !!

Sleep: 5 hours Eating: 1.5 hours Class and Studying: 8 hours Existential dread: 2 hours Look at phone: 2 hours Hollow Knight Speedrun: 3168 hours Please someone who is good at time management help me with this. Im dyign

people hate starlow for having beef with luigi but what about toad

I've been wanting to do this out of a blitz war for YEARS. #guiltygear

i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!

It’s why I’m mostly here now, in The Good Place.

he’s just saur now

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

susan storm from marvel foes

A rare glitch may occur in the Antasma battle in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, whereby the present that Antasma drops upon defeat simply will not open. Mario will be stuck looking at the present forever until the game is reset.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

Couple Upstairs Going At It Again theonion.com/couple-upsta...

Honey, you’re gonna want to sit down for this.

Goodnight chat 😴

Dating in Hyrule, whats that like? #zelda #fanart #art

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

commenting on something happening in some corners of tiktok right now but this is a general observation: it is absolutely brain-breaking how so many people have lost the ability to disagree with someone without denouncing them as ontologically evil or pathological or whatever else

Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job theonion.com/man-returns-...

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The passing process once again! ✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨ Best wishes and all the success possible for all of you for 2025!! You got this 💪

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan theonion.com/ceo-unveils-...

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

Appropriatest coffee mug

do they make nerf m2 mortars?

merry christ mast or whatever festive bong rip is now ! #feeling jolly

Oh, so jolly! #pokemonrejuvenation