teddyw02.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, DIYer, Food Eater, Game Player, Very Unserious. Seattle sports fan. Seahawks takes are my own, and should be taken as bad.
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I was chilling on the couch at home in Olympia since it was registration day at school, my brother who was in his school gym got hit on the head with a ceiling tile.
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As long as you name one Finchlay Beakenson.
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Looking at your board, things could line up nicely for our Seahawks to grab a good Guard/Tackle in round 1. Someone who can immediately handle Left Guard and fill in for Abe in case of health. If you were to make the pick, who would you be most excited about of the likely available?
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I dunno Jacson, I think any Mariners fan has a valid reason to be bereft of all joy (I assume this was a Mariners related post...)
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Hope you brought a little lunch meat. For snacking purposes, of course.
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It wasn't too difficult, but the baking soda bath was surprisingly messy.
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You are quite talented!
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As the parent of a middle schooler, they are indeed back. It's definitely a thing I did not expect to come back around.
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Too real. It sucks.
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"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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Looks amazing!
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Desperation texts from the Mariners, how long until they send out links to GoFundMe or an Onlyfans?
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Such a good game.
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I'm bowling with Seniors, giving them first round names you've never heard of, nor graded.
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Im not sure I've seen a more impressive play than Josh recovering his own fumble while being tackled.
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Also, cherry-picking current age, not seasons coached in the NFL.
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I need more tackles pulling in my life!
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Tal Johnson?
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Who let Mac post?
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I don't know why the Hawks would trade him.
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Based on how 2025 has gone so far, Matt Canada. Actual guess Is Klint Kubiak.
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What terrible take is it now? The place has gone downhill over the years and it wasn't always great to begin with.
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Flamingo Fiesta
Mantid Martini Bar
Sloth Slam-Poetry
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Turns out treating all customers like potential criminals is not conducive to selling products.
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At some point, we have to make it clear to ownership that we won't accept this anymore.
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Nalted Suts
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When she saw his browsing history.
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If my takes are ever this bad, I'd expect you to take my account out back and put it out of it's misery. And block it for good measure.
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Glad you are safe! We all certainly would have understood if there was a delay.
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Looks like he would just growl at Mike if he asked him to pass the ball just once.
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Probably the most deluded take yet.
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Understandable, I like Coby but I'm not sure if he's consistent enough down to down to start next to Julian.
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It's a lack of understanding of the game. Give any QB(with maybe 5 exceptions) his time to throw and run game and you're getting a worse result. It's the same people who don't see value in a running the ball.
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There's been no sign of decline. He has far less wear and tear than other QBs his age. I don't see how he isn't good to go for another 3 years. Spend the time, money and draft capital on a good O line and OC and there is no reason we aren't in great shape.
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I would like one to launch hotdogs or burritos at people. Perhaps surprise a few neighbors....