telemark.bsky.social
Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy.
He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink.
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Considered by whom?
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Why are you yelling at me to protect the constitution?
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That is not a Democratic Party account. Keep your powder dry
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So this is why you wanted the job? Maybe stand up and fight for veterans, rather than just collect souvenirs
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Is there any source for “trump going to Moscow” other than “trust me bro?”
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69 Minutes: Nice
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If you hit a nazi with a Peavey T-40 it would probably break them in half
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We have a cat that demands the exact same thing
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I just noticed this, but the body shape of Wolf is almost exactly the body shape of the Fender Mustang bass. I think the waist of Wolf is a bit farther up closer to the neck, but I'm convinced this was the inspiration
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There are a handful of songs that make me drop whatever I am doing and lunge for the SKIP button (anything with Ted Nougat for example) and this is very high on that list.
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Or to not drink water for 3 days
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The Simpsons had a bit about it with Mr Burns as Steinbrenner
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A government of the incels, by the incels, for the incels
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No AI slop plz
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I would not be surprised but why didn’t he do it first time?
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We should all live our lives on the precepts laid out in "The Goatherd's Guide to the Galaxy."
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As in "does not have an FFL but could field a full softball game of people he knows WITH an FFL"
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Um... Doesn't HCR2037 directly contradict Federal law? Asking as a guy who knows Some Things about gun laws
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I enjoy a beer. I enjoy telling jokes with friends. Somehow I have managed to rape ZERO people in my nearly 56 years.
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Found out from my boss that I don't have to go to a meeting in DC in May. It was a massive relief
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An "extended stay?" JFC NPR how is your new job as nazi water carrier going?
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I have read COUNTLESS stories of how the local DARE officer was also the local drug dealer.
I suspect also a lot of pedophiles in that category
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Bill the Cat had an entire run where he thought he was trump! It was in ALL the papers!
Mark Burnett should be in Gitmo
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I'm from Central NY. My grandfather used to get the NY Daily News and I read it in the 80s. Trump was a joke then. And things have not improved
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You feckless idiot. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. The "president" declared himself king. Is it trolling? WHO FUCKING CARES? He has said all along that he is above the law. Jesus FUCKING Christ on a steam-powered pogo stick can someone please take this coup seriously?
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I LOVE THE CINDERBLOCK-HEADED ORANGE BOI
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Hey Phil. Go fuck yourself.
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"Within years..." um, could you be a BIT more specific? Within 5 years? 50? 500?
Extraordinary claims and all...
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I'm on a Phish forum and one of the regulars is "well at least he will get artificial dyes out of food" and I just...
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Yep
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I walked into a gift shop near the castle in Edinburgh 20 years ago to hear the theme from LH with bagpipes. The Royal Scots Dragoons pipe band did a version with MK. Such a haunting soundtrack.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wocS...
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At this point I'm fine with them gladly dying for their Dear Leader, but fuck they are going to take a lot of innocent people with them
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I suspect you are either a troll, or this discourse is not going the way you thought it would.
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I've been feeling like shit since Sunday and was going to take a test but now I might just put them up on eBay and retire
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"WE SAVED BILLIONS!!!"
"Can we see it?"
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"no"
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Yeah at this point we know
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I'm 56, my wife is 61. No kids. NO regrets.
People can't seem to fathom that other people don't feel the same way they do about stuff
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BigBalls: Uh, where's the "undo" button on this 1970s mainframe?
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OK, then are they hiring people straight out of high school? This person represents the Times. One of the (formerly) most respected news organs on the planet. Expecting a small amount of professionalism should not be unexpected.
If he did not do what management wanted, fire him. Or discipline him
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So is there no "new beat reporter orientation," where smol bean reporters learn how not to ask questions in the dumbest and more insulting way possible?
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"I'm interested in learning if 'not having an income' is troubling to you"
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He has spasmodic dysphonia. It's the same thing Diane Rehm from NPR has.
He is a vile, lying piece of shit, but it's one of the few things I try not to mock. Sort of like his drug addiction. There is a ton to blast the deep-fried chicken skin with