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A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

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NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...

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Guess what folks, I’m bringing back Vine and smuggling it into Bluesky, we won the social media war #disturbed

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Construction workers refer to their testicles as load-bearing balls #loads #balls #sendtweet

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“Get in, loser, we’re going bankrupt” #tesla

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Hearing all of the insane anti-immigrant bullshit farted out of the MAGA bullhorn brings me back to this beautiful hundred year old piece by @realmaddox.bsky.social www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=walm...

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NEW: White House says the arrest and deportation of student activist & legal US resident, Mahmoud Khalil, is a blueprint for more. The final line here is chilling. The White House specifically says Khalil was not breaking the law. No evidence, no due process, no crime. He was just disappeared.

submitted 12 days ago • 167 comments

some helpful reminders: -not all jews support israel -criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic -being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas -arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment -violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad

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Heavy hangs the ass that wears the pants

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Play the Trump Blame Game! Just go to Google, type "trump blames," click on Tools and customize the date range to just about any year. Never responsible for anything, always a victim. Try it!

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

OMG the fucking hypocrisy One of Trump's guests is a young Black boy battling cancer Obviously Trump is using him as a prop Trump • Musk have shutdown pediatric cancer research SOTU

submitted 19 days ago • 30 comments

RIP #georgelowe. You were an invaluable part of an entire generation of comedy and you won’t be forgotten

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In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

submitted 21 days ago • 399 comments

Lol

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You gotta admit that it’s pretty impressive how Trump is able to suck Putin’s asshole from 4,860 miles away

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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

submitted 23 days ago • 11952 comments

Fuck Bezos. Cancel your WaPo subscription, stop using Amazon, and don’t pay for Prime.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Elon Musk always make a face that suggests he’s shitting out of his own dick

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Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

submitted 56 days ago • 308 comments

Jonas Salk wept

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

They should make nonfiction movies about butts and call them badonkumentaries

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Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

submitted 44 days ago • 419 comments

When Italians part ways at a body of water, they say “a-river-derci” send tweet

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Nominating conspiracist environmental lawyers with zero medical expertise but plentiful brain worms to become health secretary is DEI

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Letting abusive drunks with zero military managerial experience become defense secretary is DEI

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Letting orange felons with mushroom dicks become president is DEI

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At this point, we don’t need a Luigi We need a fuckin’ Wario

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Quitters face the music Winners ass the music

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I am proud to nominate Macaulay Culkin’s character from “My Girl” to lead the Department of Bees

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I am proud to nominate Gallagher to the Department of Watermelons

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I am proud to nominate this fork to lead the Department of Wall Outlets

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I am proud to nominate the Hamburglar to lead the Department of Totally Not Stealing All These Fucking Burgers

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

This is where I will get high and post my thoughts. Innovation

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