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really cannot get over how pale i look in this photo next to @ace-innamorato.bsky.social. it's giving translucent. it's giving vampiric.

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence. This is a campaign of eradication. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

Public Works is busy purging the county of pesky potholes. Spot one we’ve missed? Please call 412-350-INFO (4636) or visit callcenter.alleghenycounty.us.

graphic design is my passion

I’m back…I couldn’t help myself. There are just so many musicals that are screaming to me these days. So here’s part two of “What Musical Theatre Can Teach Us About the Trump Presidency.” open.substack.com/pub/thebetht...

I found where they’re conserving you

Getting info about primary candidates is tough! We've got your back. Read about as many races in Allegheny County as we can get info back from people!

Starting this summer, Allegheny County employees will be eligible to enroll at Community College of Allegheny County (CCAC) tuition-free! To learn more about this employee benefits program, visit www.alleghenycounty.us/News-Article....

“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis

Calling all current and former federal employees! If you are considering your next career move, we invite you to explore opportunities with Allegheny County. With over 1,000 open positions, we’re ready to welcome you. Learn more and apply: www.alleghenycounty.us/Government/E...

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

ffs

hire Stephen Tobolowsky for the biopic

And y’all thought I was being dramatic? Stop letting people cosplay as Pittsburgh progressive while sitting on a pile of MAGA money. ⁦‪ theintercept.com/2025/03/03/g...

A classic example of how Google's AI is garbage, it doesn't understand that the Underground Railroad wasn't a literal railroad

“For being Black to be like being green to work, ‘Wicked’ would have to capture the systemic oppression of other green and Black people in Oz, which it cannot do because there are none,” writes Michael R. Jackson.

18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org

This makes me unreasonably angry.

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

The USDA says egg prices could increase 41% this year. Meanwhile, the industry is more consolidated than ever and revenues are rising. Cal-Maine Foods controls a fifth of the egg market. Its revenue jumped 82% in a year—driven by an "increase in the net average selling price."

When someone wants to help the campaign by giving "strategy advice" not by knocking doors or making calls

elon musk, the world's richest man, unilaterally deciding that lifesaving relief for children on the verge of starvation is "wasteful" while he personally reaps hundreds of millions from the us government, makes me feel things i cannot write on the internet.

pure evil

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

While the federal government is causing chaos and confusion with abrupt firings and freezes, we are providing stability and will do what we can to support our service providers in their critical work to make Allegheny County a safe and welcoming community.

Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment)

Hola! I just returned from #MexicoCity and can’t wait to tell you all about it. Get comfy because this is going to be a long one. ❣️ #CDMX #substack #travelblog #Xochimilco #Teotihuacan #mexico open.substack.com/pub/thebetht...

Woody Guthrie

Here’s an opportunity to help some kids and get some cookies 🍪 digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sixk34....

If you appreciate Teen Vogue’s journalism, support the workers who make it possible! Sign the petition!

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

I feel like lady Gaga is the first person to get less weird the more famous she gets

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

#CDMX photo dump

imagine if the fairness doctrine existed for rap beefs and they had to let drake do half of the super bowl performance

Market Square traffic plan just dropped and we are getting RETRACTABLE BOLLARDS!

The 500 in 500 plan is working—278 people now have permanent housing, and 200+ additional beds are available to our unhoused neighbors this winter. Every person deserves the right to dignified housing. I’m grateful to the City & County for continuing to support this mission.