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thecdn-enigma.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Queer NB Anti-Fascist Witch, Married to Super Nerd, Mama to 3 Spawn
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Middle son was taking forever to eat his raw carrots. Dad joked that he was eating slower than a snail. I piped up from my office “except @soundoftheforest.bsky.social taught me they have 20k teeth so I bet even a snail would eat those carrots faster”

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Canada is not and never has been the problem

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👇🏻👇🏻

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I’d be happier with more sunshine, tbh #vitaminDdeficient

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#invisibleillnessawareness

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Not even midweek and my new pen already understands my mood with the endless idiocy unfolding from the US #SayNoToCheeto

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#IAmCanadian #ShopCanadian #proudlyCanadian

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There must be a full RCMP investigation, an Auditor-General investigation, and a public inquiry into these extremely troubling allegations. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...

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For those counting: it’s now been *six* days and still no public appearance from Danielle.

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Thank you @mackinnonart.bsky.social !!!

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I’d love to know the artist so I can tag (and thank them). You really don’t want to piss off the 🇨🇦 consumers. Oops, too late! #IAmCanadian #shoplocal #buyCanadian

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Thank you, @gayprideapparel.com

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#nospoons #nofucks

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Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING." Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..." Me: 😶 Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok." Me: 😮‍💨

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Humanity First. I don’t need a book to tell me how to be a good person. #humanist #equality #humanrightsforall #BIPOC #LGBTQIA2S+

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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

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@Katieabey always knows just what I need to see

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Pre WWI & WWII no one predicted the atrocities that would come. 2025, we’re live-streaming while knowing the plot lines in advance. Terrifying. But today a friend arrived with a fancy lunch. Just because. I’m going to focus on this beautiful act. And hope. #Hope #Humanity

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Yup. That’s a #LEGO loo

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I did it. Took the plunge with my first modular! Used 14k #LEGO points to offset the investment. This is going to take a while as I’m using each bag as reward for tackling boring work tasks #AUDHD struggle is real! Bring on the brick dopamine!!

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Wall•E’s succulent garden got an upgrade today with the new GWP Creator Valentine’s Day Box (Of Chocolates) #LEGO

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Meanwhile, in Canada...

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Luigi pasteups spotted in Vancouver, Canada

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We must protect this man at all costs.

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The only thing cuter than a capybara is a baby capybara

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Yes scientists and doctors can get it right !

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Find me a better catalyst for the giant dumpster fire that is the world in 2025

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From the Twitter archives.

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Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.

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We do not claim him.

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Thank you @hooraymae for the reminder

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Take back your attention.

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Gotta love the British press.

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The biggest takeaway from this year in gaming is that men need better role models, mentors, conversations and world view. I really do think we are hitting DEFCON 1 levels of toxicity in the online space and it needs addressing in a real way.

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Swedish Chef/Rapper’s Delight…

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Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies. #bydhttmwdi

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Let’s have a holiday treat exchange, I said. My Monday equated to baking, measuring and cutting 16 dozen brownies. What did you get up to?

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Texted SuperHuman “I’m craving Ichiban for the first time in years. We only have plain ramen noodles to add to soup. Guess I can try to make it with broth pwdr & add egg for protein?” He understood the assignment 🤩

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