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thefakepsychic.bsky.social
I play video games on the internet. He/They. Longer posts over at https://thefakepsychic.bearblog.dev/
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submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

No human being would stack books like this.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Now that we can post videos longer than 30's I can post the full console launch trailer!!! Sorry We're Closed is available now on Switch, PS4/5, Xbox X/S and Steam - with physicals to come! We're really happy with all the support we've received! Reposts help indie devs in so many many many ways <3

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I know that this is their tagline for the game but putting your Xbox Horizon game onto PlayStation, where Horizon has meant something else, and calling it YOUR ULTIMATE HORIZON ADVENTURE is still very funny to me.

submitted 11 days ago • 17 comments

🌈😈 Sorry We’re Closed is out NOW on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation + Xbox! Pick your ⛓️ difficulty modes, 🔫 aim settings, and 💋demonic path in this queer, neon survival horror title by @alamodegames 🖤 What does love truly cost? 💘 And who deserves it? 👼 buff.ly/nCCov1R

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Monster Hunter Wilds is a good time, 1/3

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

submitted 36 days ago • 40 comments

An important takeaway from my appearance on CBS News: @jeffgerstmann.com's Bubsy plush got on national TV

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

@vgadvisor.bsky.social

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

o7

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about some of my favorite weird-looking console devkits again -SNES Series X -NEC Dagwood Sandwich -We Have Nintendo DS at Home -Long Saturn

submitted 67 days ago • 17 comments

Hey @giantbomb.bsky.social users! Don't forget that we have a new edition of the Giant Bomb Community Spotlight up on the site for your reading pleasure. Get updates about the site and its community! Article Link: www.giantbomb.com/articles/the... #games #gamenews #gaming #gamingnews #giantbomb

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

User TheFakePsychic finally got around to publishing their GOTY 2024 list on Giant Bomb which you can read by clicking the link below! They wrote in-depth bios for every game on their list! User List: www.giantbomb.com/profile/thef... #games #gaming #GOTY #GOTY2024 #starwarsoutlaws

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The yearly tradition continues: My favorite games of 2024. www.giantbomb.com/profile/thef...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Learn from my mistakes: do not try to cover prednisone aftertaste with mint mouthwash. It doesn't cover, it instead mingles and is awful.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I may have a medical condition that keeps my shit physically apart, but it's nice to know I have my shit together better than at least 219 people.

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submitted 86 days ago • 9 comments

Apparently the Street Fighter movie was released 30 years ago today and I just want to say that I love that dumb movie.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Hell of an arm on you, Dr. Jones.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The man, the myth, the legend

submitted 99 days ago • 6 comments

"Still have all your internal organs?" is a question that grows in concern the more times it is asked in a row, I've found.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

So I'm very late to this bandwagon, but I can confirm hey: Arcane? It's real good. Thanks to @optimisticgraffiti.bsky.social for pushing me to stop putting it off and actually watch it.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Randomly reading recently that Dan O'Bannon based the chestburster scene in Alien on his experiences with Crohn's Disease while I've been completely sidelined by a UC flare up is one of the most retroactive "Oh, that makes perfect sense" metaphors in film.

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Video games!

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Now this is a piece of history! This video is in defense of Data East the famous case in which Capcom sued Data East over game similarities and lost. One of the big early cases attempting to nail down what a "clone" actually is

submitted 151 days ago • 3 comments

Neat?

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submitted 193 days ago • 8 comments

One of the astronauts stranded in space hearing eerie noises is the same guy I wrote about for ClickHole back in 2015

submitted 200 days ago • 33 comments

For your reading pleasure, I wrote up an image-heavy, not-comprehensive post on Doomsday Machines about depicting nuclear war in video games, with some thoughts on "Nuclear War" (1989) and "DEFCON" (2006). open.substack.com/pub/doomsday...

submitted 227 days ago • 7 comments

Night Springs DLC is real good. Like, REAL good real good. Real GOOD.

submitted 286 days ago • 0 comments

of all the weird stuff i dug up this was one of the things i laughed hardest at. the American Reform Party splinter group was super serious and angry, and were almost outdrawn by the Reform Silly Party some guy just founded as a joke because he was bored

submitted 322 days ago • 7 comments

We've got a GREAT Mass!!!

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submitted 344 days ago • 38 comments

Wins for Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One mean this is the first time a movie and its sequel both won Oscars the same year.

submitted 376 days ago • 50 comments