A lot of publications will have obituaries for famous people pre-written and fill in the details when the person actually dies. I wonder if The Onion does something similar, and this headline was chosen as the best joke anyone was able to come up with in the last 28 years.
Yeah, his long pattern of domestic abuse led him to brutally murder two people in cold blood; then he got away with it and continued a pattern of violence. So fuck him.
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Also, with his death, The Simpsons are set to end after this season.
Urethra got it or you don't..
And I had to check if the satire was about him dying or still living
I didn’t know he was still alive.