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God bless

Ugh. Wearing a big cross while demonizing immigrants & attacking Christians who minister to immigrants & refugees. Performative Christianity is often divorced from actual teachings of Jesus.

looked this up. the ENTIRE state of alabama has a grand total of 2,569 haitian immigrants. as best i can tell there are no more than 100 haitian immigrants in Guntersville, a town of about 8500

#SCP Now that we’re a GOOD few months out from it, I loved WRATHCON

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

ok so in the end the cybertruck explosion story has a lot of pretty dark elements that reflect really poorly on american culture, but I think we can all admit that it's a little funny that the guy clearly plugged the wrong las vegas into google maps

Post of the year has already been made

online wellness trends continue to be fantastic

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit is about how the undermining of public goods for private profit is willfully destructive to communities

this is a dril tweet

New in PN: We can't memory hole the Election Day bomb threats "Putin, Trump, and Republicans have learned that potentially violent election interference targeting Democratic voters is fine as long as you win. If they aren’t made to pay some sort of price, why wouldn’t they do it again?"

my body has achieved a perfect equilibrium of being too tired to do anything and too awake to sleep

Need them to do something together ASAP

I’m sure everyone knows this, but Stellan Skarsgard is an absolutely fantastic actor. Everytime I see him onscreen, I am enraptured

All the grocery store employees groan as I enter wearing this and head to the rotisserie chicken stand

BREAKING: Holy Shit, Daniel Day-Lewis Is In This theonion.com/breaking-hol...

this mf thinks he’s president

your tired, your poor (in health)

In any normal world, this would be a huge story and controversy given Walker's scandal-plagued background and total lack of qualifications. But we don't live in a normal world, we live in Trump's America where Walker is, like, the 27th or 33rd most controversial nomination from Trump.

Angels: fake Dragons: Real but extinct Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered. Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening. Bigfoot: fake and extinct

If a donor buys $100 million of ads that lie about a candidate, that's free speech. If a newspaper publishes a poll, with crosstabs, that ends up being wrong, that is election interference.

this the horse btw

So what is the sudden obsession with fluoridated water?? I feel like it’s a recent thing but maybe I just haven’t noticed it??

bobby tables ass

This is the crux of it. The political process has lost legitimacy and lots of people now believe their needs will never be addressed through it. Nor do they believe the assassination will do so, they’re just happy that the world was able to touch one of the very rich after all

And then everybody stood up and clapped for Vivek and it was so le epic

internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs! internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente

Damn they’re even roasting him on LinkedIn

“I hope the corporate entity knows I’m thinking about it”

So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

“Hawk Tuah Meme Coin Rugpull” activated my fight or flight response

g-g-g-ghost gun??? *learns what it actually is* oh thats much worse

Take a long, hard look at this horseshit.

10 fucking years of Republicans complaining about “trigger warnings” and now LA Times readers will be warned beforehand if a story is too mean to Mr Trump

Tapper: You said you don't like all these anonymous accusations, and I should be able to interview these people. I'm saying, ok, shouldn't Hegseth release this woman from her NDA so that I can do what you suggested at the top of the interview, you wanted me to do? Scott: Absolutely not.

Jeff Bezos, who previously claimed to care about climate change, is super pumped about Trump's plans to dismantle regulations to combat climate change

Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

Try not to live a life that has most people celebrating your death

she believes this is true because she doesn’t believe that trans people exist, making it impossible to discriminate against them

Sotomayor scoffs at suggestion that democratic process will protect trans people: "When you’re 1% of the population or less, it's very hard to see how the democratic process will protect you." Adds: There are many more Black people/women, & the dem process "didn't protect them for whole centuries"

If you enjoy drawing medieval stuff you might want to have a bit of fun by designing a soldier for the 𝕾𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕺𝖗𝖐𝖚𝖘 mercenary company Guidelines: -15th century equipment -green metal -some sort of monstrous or grotesque design on the helmet

"Those two? Curculio enlisted with two mercenaries who never leave their side. Balano's the jolly sort. They call him 'Acorn' because his armour is too heavy for a pikeman. He doesn't seem to mind the weight, though. Lues? He's a small, cruel man. I'll tell you what, I'm happy to fight on his side."

For years, MAGA Republicans have talked about “draining the DC swamp.” Next year they gain control of the House, Senate, and White House. Will they move to ban members of Congress from trading stocks or hold the Pentagon accountable for not passing an audit? Probably not.

Hegseth: Typical Trump. All bluster, very low substance… he’s an armchair tough guy. This is a guy who said that John McCain is not a war hero yet he sought his own five military deferments