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There wil come a time in my life and yours when we never have to look at or hear anything about Elon Musk ever again. Ideally it’ll be one of us saying “remember that rich racist moron with too much influence who died when his heart exploded from stimulant abuse?” and your kid will say “no”.

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

Do you guys remember the anti woke beer they tried making when republicans got mad at bud light? Well. It turns out that guy straight up just took their money and didn’t send people anything lmfaooooooo

submitted 4 hours ago • 23 comments

fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason

submitted 5 hours ago • 82 comments

Who - I cannot stress this enough - the fuck is buying AI-enabled devices at Hardly Normal?

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Absolutely banging thread about how Americans lost their mind.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

This is so profoundly dumb on so many levels. Yeah- French fries cooked in beef tallow is what will make Americans healthy 🥴🥴🥴 Just a profoundly unserious man.

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating. This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens. (Even better: Tesla will hate this)

submitted 12 hours ago • 355 comments

lmaooooo

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

My Stones? Rolling.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Gogglebox is a great way to watch the other dumb shit they put on TV.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Bernie would have won.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

How good is being able to change your handle we love it.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Follow @washyourcrack.bsky.social she is funny and does great work!

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Alex Bruce-Smith has probably the best piece I've seen so far about the Genea hack. www.pedestrian.tv/health/genea...

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

Looking forward to working for either Weyland-Utani, Tyrell, or Cyberdyne in the near future! And by working I mean a new kind of serfdom! And by a new kind I mean the old kind but with computers! And by computers I mean our bosses!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Every streaming platform now is like: $18.99 a month - ad free $13.99 a month - with ads $8.99 a month - with ads and your phone tazes you every 15 minutes

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

Seems like the relevance of this Reagan-era Herblock cartoon has risen by 200%. Washington Post, 12/22/1988.

submitted 1 day ago • 239 comments

Elon should sue everyone who refuses to buy a Tesla in order to rehabilitate his public image.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A good day to put a short on.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Thing about having a primary school aged child I was not prepared for: the child bringing home library books about video games. Absolutely sick filth.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ahahaha

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

People who say a wind farm is The End Of The World, say needing this sort of thing is part of "clean energy" www.theguardian.com/environment/...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My employer has a staff member who writes these wonderfully baroque emails and I treasure them. Not only do they make everyone else look like a star email writer, you can taste the passive-agression.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

submitted 2 days ago • 326 comments

Can't even think of a dry, irony-poisoned elder millennial joke about this. These people are not our friends www.semafor.com/article/02/2...

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

Whenever someone tries to claim the left invented cancel culture I remember how conservatives banned an INSTRUMENTAL song from being played on the radio in 1958 because it was too ‘raw’ (Rumble by Link Wray if you’re interested)

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

I will never apologize for a post

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

All of my fave shitheads, dinguses, and con men now have access to real power. Unless you've clocked a lot of hours marinating in this toxic brine, it’s hard to explain just how insane and stupid they are—and how much more deranged, manic, and bloodthirsty they've grown since the Inauguration.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

please don’t fire me President Musk

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

The most important reason to vaccinate is indirect. If 91% or more of your state is vaccinated, an outbreak in the city next to you never makes it to your city. You do not get measles in the first place because herd immunity limited the spread before it ever got to you.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Almost everyone has worked for the kind of boss who demands to know what you’ve done on pain of firing, expects you to make shows of obeisance, justify your job etc. and one of the greatest things you can do for your self-worth is pack your mug in a box and rage quit. Out the door

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Yeah. That's a real pickle

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments