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Internet nobody, professional videographer, amateur gamer, nerd, combat veteran, elder millennial, he/him. Married to @victoricrong.bsky.social. My opinions are dumb. Icon by @clamcrusher.bsky.social; banner by @takatakapig.bsky.social.
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D&D frogs

A reminder for these times.

holodeck vs holodeck pro

I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG

Everyday life of a painter🥲 #furryart #art

I'm Mar🐫 & I approve this message. 👍 #EcomomicBlackout (image by @donkoclock.bsky.social) 🙏

Probably one of the best box deals you can get in BattleTech. So much in the box!

Fuck Bezos, I cancelled my WaPo subscription.

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

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little sisters of purification

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US #itysl

Butt jumpscare

I'm trying to clean who did this?! ( it was me )

Democrats are fundamentally misunderstanding the moment: We're not asking them to be *legislators* right now. We need them to be *politicians.* There's nothing to be done about the legislative situation. They're right about that. But there's PLENTY to be done as politicians.

'Cosmopolitan' Completes Study On How To Please Your Man

Criss Cross

klingon anime

👀 you know what to do. (Please be patient for the cuts 🙏🏻) #Artmeme #scissormeme #mvkali #nsfw #nsfwart #art

World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power theonion.com/world-w...

I got to do my favorite thing with newer coworkers, which is shock them when I say I'm 40. Newest one made the usual mistake in thinking I'm still in my late 20s, which is flattering, but also hilarious.

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

The other website is pretty much done

I’d be a top player in NBA right now but, y’know, wokeness and DEI… 🤷‍♂️

Hey Macklemore, wanna go protest the government? www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...

Which turned into this. Don't be a monster aimlessly wondering the city, take the train!

Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses theonion.com/anti-ag...

can potential energy be converted into big dick energy

My lovely wife, @victoricrong.bsky.social, knew that I haven’t been well the last few days and got me this wonderful V-Day gift. She also likes the King Crab. #battletech

Today's joke: How is Elon's hair like a Cybertruck? Both have to be plugged in!

Snowball - Gator Days

Happy whatever today is to you. #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell