I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG
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you can find more one page RPGS, pdf printable versions, and the archive here, such as its noble predecessors Trapped in Cabin with Lord Byron, or Trapped in my House by Hans Christian Andersen
Damn it’s really a shame Rand can only see the bullet as communist in the dual murder, cause, really, the bullet is actually the ubermench she’s so obsessed about, it just generated a different kind of value for the world
On first playthrough, I had all three tracks at 9 and rolled the "you can tell a hero because he's attractive", which resulted in her leaping out the elevator and flying away while the elevator and I plummeted to the sweet release of death.
Well, for most of the game violence had a strong three point lead but debate swung a come from behind victory by having to argue several times in a row that elevators are, in fact, not communist until she flapped off in a huff.
I hit 9 desperation so i shot myself and proceeded to end with a debate score of 18, so I like to think she was so moved by my debate that she penciled in an idea to maybe consider the thought of possibly thinking of a way to maybe not be a terrible person, one day. Perhaps. 10/10 game of the year 🍀
I was just talking about needing more absurd 'one-shot' RP scenes to play out with my wife as we were winding down for bed last night. This is EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR~ Ahaha thank you~!
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If a square has four sides, how does a cube have 6? Magic?
#magic
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Bravo.
It’s just rolling d6’s until someone dies!
How very like life.