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「Himawari Heliotrope System」 COOL GYNOID [Deirdre] that makes music / Second Life DJ (38.she/xe.beep_boop) https://industrystandardaudio.bandcamp.com FERRET DOOK DOOK [Armeline], Succubus [Karina], Werewolf Mechanic [Noriko], Genderfluid Borzoi [Deacon]
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When George Lowe said "NOBODY CARES, MOBY" in 1998, he spoke for an entire nation

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censored again - "straight milk and grass in your mouth"

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BEN FRANKLIN: i'm in paris right now hbu ME: work BEN FRANKLIN: sux for you i'm bout to penny saved is a penny earned my way into some pussy ME: fucked. still at work btw BEN FRANKLIN: she's 80 or something but that's good ME: 🙄 BEN FRANKLIN: ya boy like it musty ME: why are you even up this early

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JFK: look at my beautiful neck. it's a national treasure. i have the best neck of any man on earth JACKIE KENNEDY: you're more than just your neck, dear JFK: i don't care. i love my neck. don't ever let me die without a chance to touch my own perfect neck one last time

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a poem called "a butterfly behind the wheel"

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Just found the wildest pizza menu of all time, from Francine's Pizza Jungle in Portland, 1957

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sharing a value tumblr post reminding you to be reasonable and kind to yourself when the world feels very deeply unreasonable and cruel

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Anyone in PDX know a mutual aid org/group that can get diabetic testing strips or lancers to someone who needs them? I got prescribed the wrong kind TWICE for my machine, which my wife picked up without realizing it, and for obvious reasons, the pharmacy can't take back even unopened boxes.

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they call it windows 11 because when you see it you turn 11 degrees and crash into the north tower

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i like the new billionaire trend of dressing up like a boring frat boy's idea of a pimp. Where do you think people's nightmares go when they die. Do you think they vanish meekly from the face of the earth

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"Care for a taste~?" #gynoid #doll #secondlife #nsfw

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Here's my great new idea, y'all. Here me out: Professional House Sitter with a Microvlog sidehustle wherein they use and then review the bathroom in each house they're looking after. I call them, "The House Shitter"

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My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

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looks like its lid up

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THERAPIST: cancon doug walker isn't real. he can't hurt you CANCON DOUG WALKER:

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not gay as in queer but uh, actually i forget how those terms differ in terms of connotation. it's a moving target, isn't it? like i'm trying to grandstand but maybe it just makes me look out of touch. not queer as in... not so much gay as... well i'm cooler than you is what i'm getting at

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The depth of Gaines's work is undeniable.

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The Chinese internet is merciless 😭😭

submitted 29 days ago • 21 comments

what does "diy" stand for? here's a helpful mnemonic

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i'm bisexual in the sense that i'm attracted to every woman and three men... Marcus Antonius, Marcus Lepidus, and Gaius Julius Caesar fka Gaius Octavius. that's right i'm sexually aroused by the second triumvirate. is this anything? leading experts say "no"

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ladies love my sword which steals the light from heaven. they actually love it when i pull Sunbreaker out of its sheath for no good reason and the noonday air turns dark and cold as a moonless winter night. women actually prefer this

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my biggest problem as a swordfighter is that i always have to come up with cool names for my sword on the fly because the dipshit smith decided to name it "Kissy Boy" and nobody is going to take that seriously no matter how many guys i cut open with it

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sigil #74 - "vayera / your son, your only son, whom you love, isaac"

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Your loyal pet Arcanine :)

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THEY HAVE A RIVER BASINS GLOBE: www.grasshoppergeography.com/pages/globes

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

do you guys remember that river basin map from the video yesterday? it turns out it's literally a beautiful print you can buy: www.grasshoppergeography.com/collections/...

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Listen I need y’all to know that this is not the level of nail art you can expect from me as an everyday thing. I fucking outdid myself here, okay? This was a birthday tribute for a friend who really likes Magritte. Yes it’s all hand painted with nail polish. Yes it took forever.

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calling someone "you rat" is so powerful. the epic chumpfuckery losers will never understand this

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I swore I would never write this game but I forgot February only has 28 days, and I needed an easy win for the Patreon before the month ended, so here is "Trapped in an Elevator with Ayn Rand" the One Page RPG

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

if you're anti trans you're not allowed to enjoy video game hydrology

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she's excitable

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Have some music I've been holding onto for months now! It's a jumble of stuff from mostly aborted projects! youtu.be/rxUId4gpa9M?... #electronicmusic #beats #abletonlive

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[Me, trying to come out as trans] I'm Girl [Much cooler trans person, replying] I'm

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the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool

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sigils 70-73 - "the earth within the earth", "false vacuum", "katabasis", "the polar night of icy darkness"

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I'm so touch touched starved folks I'm so touch starved I told the judge to suck my dick just be held in contempt of court

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babe, you deserve better. you're a catch. pussy motivated, for one. anyone with a pussy can train you like a dog. yeah you're impotent but that doesn't count. why? corporate veil baby. technically you're a ridgling horse. can't hold it against ya. dick doesn't back that up but who's gonna check that

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