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thetdj.bsky.social
My brain is mostly Spoonerisms
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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

This is what oligarchy looks like.

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

Sure consumer protection regulations are disappearing and companies have no limits on their profit motives and pay no taxes and workers are stripped of all rights, but on the plus side inflation is increasing!

Flintstones hypothetical: if you were starving would you kill and eat the animal you use as a toilet?

😂😂😂

I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma

My dad was killed by a werewolf in London you son of a bitch

Frieze of the Prophets, by John Singer Sargent, 1892, 📸 via @worldwidewob.bsky.social

Private Eye 😂

If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News

I shot coffee out of my nose and I'm not even drinking coffee

interviewer: can I get your references? me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

Americans are about to learn some economics.

Please! 🙄

Those damn libs, we are really showing them!

I’m sure deporting people who produce food and slapping tariffs on countries that we buy massive amounts of food from will lower costs any day now.

The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices. We hammered this time and time again and yet.

So now we get in a pissing contest where each side tries to show how much they can hurt each other, people who have been friends and partners forever, things just keep getting ratcheted up, and everyone loses. All because of one malignant narcissist’s derangement and fragile ego.

[cookie monster quietly to himself just before going on camera] it's just a job it's just a job it's just a job [camera rolls] (deep sigh) ME WANT COOKIE

me: my friend is still pretty upset after losing his hurdles race her: trouble getting over it? me: more than one

People 💙Just saying 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #DemsUnited

But trump "didn't know anything about project 2025"

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

If you wanted to know how an autocracy would start in America, it begins by releasing violent thugs from prison who beat up police defending Congress, illegally firing every Inspector General, and seizing billions appropriated by Congress for people with no authority to do so.

Literally happening as we speak

Just took out a second mortgage so I can egg my neighbor’s house

Mood.