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gooning is now ALLOWED in firefox (they fixed terms of service)

how i wanna be

Why would you agree to hand over all your mineral wealth to a country that clearly hates you and sides with your enemies?

Ngl when I first opened this menu in a London pub I thought those numbers were the prices and I was in heaven

does anybody know what I can do with 7.5kg of potatoes

"I didn't just become a little bit of a slag...I became a TOTAL slag."

the hearts2hearts debut sounds a *lot* like one of the better STAYC songs, it's a shame you can't google it in the uk

"you gon' jump if A.G. made it"

see it say it sorted

guys fuck oh my god

getting tattooed by a Hungarian artist visiting London on Tuesday and she probably thinks I'll be the one dealing with pain on the day but I would argue that being forced to spend an hour with me as I go through every Hungarian novel I've enjoyed will absolutely make the appointment worse for her

might turn out to be naive here but this strikes me as something that could radicalise a lot of people. many “trans issues” are presented in this faux-concern “what about women’s safety??” way, but there’s something so obviously nazi about changing back people’s passport gender

oops sorry

ooooh I have a theory on that - I think a crucial difference between the centre left and centre right is that the former has more of a sense of where it stands ideologically and historically, eg away from wherever the Labour party is at that point in time, whereas the latter only ever tethers...

literally me

Fools, simpletons: Bond is gonna be corporate slop now Us, geniuses, INTJs, Bond experts, rotating a Bond in our mind palaces: [chuckle] Twas Ever Thus variety.com/2025/film/gl...

Yes, if you like Bond that is disastrous. Fortunately the cure is available in comedy podcast form

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

people told me all sorts before I moved to London but not one person warned me about the LIMESCALE

poshing out rn

no amount of careful blocks and mutes is going to help, is it, I’m going to find out about the ~news~. And it’s a shame because I like the news but christ infinitely far down his list of crimes but I think the orange twat’s gonna make me nuke this app too

if somebody is using ai, how exactly are they reviewing the literature

love to feel relieved at the bare minimum

just remembered that i'm a 6'1 twink

It was very, very good

also, happy anniversary to Desire, I Want To Turn Into You

happy v day

For Valentine’s Day post you and your partner

we should be maximally rude to these people. they hate it and it's the only gatekeeping tool we have.