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Proud butler to one canine and two feline overlords, all rescues. Blue dot, red state. Kayaker, angler, fan of the Texas Longhorns, Houston Astros and Texans. Fuck is my all-purpose word, and sugar coating isn’t my forte, so consider yourself warned.
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This is hilarious, and spot on. They’re a prime example of having more money than common sense.
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MSNBC will regret these decisions. It’s always darkest before the dawn. This applies to so many things right now, but the truth tellers will be the last ones standing when it’s all said and done. Hold your head high and keep speaking your truth, Katie. Great things await you and your colleagues.
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I’m sick of that shit too. Shall we return the favor when they start mentioning how hot it is?
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That’s actually pretty good. (wait, who said that?) I fully support always rolling with whatever improves your mood!
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Congratulations! Warrior wins are the absolute best. Fuck cancer.
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You’re completely worthless. Do you come up with this Captain Obvious shit on your own while hiding in your safe space, or does someone have to do that for you, too? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY of the people that have a spine and aren’t afraid to lead, you half-witted fucking coward.
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Looks to me like Mark has Musk’s meat in his mouth, too. Fucking traitor.
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🎯 I spent just shy of four decades as a fire rescue paramedic, and part of the reason I chose to retire was because I refused to shoulder up with creeps hiding behind a badge rather than wearing it with honor. They’re not all bad, but make them prove beyond a doubt that they deserve your trust.
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This hits hard. My mom is currently battling some health issues, and it's gut-wrenching. She has always been our fiercest protector and ingrained in us to never back down from what is right and expresses her love for us in many languages. Inadequate, but my sincerest condolences to you and yours.
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I appreciate it!
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Went to make sure I'm following both accounts, and the second account is blocked on my side. Am I missing something besides a few screws and any empathy for fucking imbeciles?
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Thank you for this. I only think about my router when our service is out. Now, I’m sitting here trying to remember how to change the password and drawing a blank. Off to do some research…
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So sad. Thank you for doing right by him. Rest easy, handsome boy.
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Bravo! Keep up the good work.
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Sincerest condolences from my family to yours.
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Gorgeous baby! Thank you for sharing 🙂
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Thanks for sharing this. The poster I responded to blocked me 😂
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That was when we had a reasonably functioning justice department. We have nothing but ourselves and the tyrant-in-chief is itching to call for martial law so there’s a very delicate balance that has to be struck. If only we could clone Luigi…
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Can someone please explain to me what the point of uppercase postings is? You’re not attention-starved; multitudes of us follow you, and we’re stressed enough; please don’t add to it. Seriously, it's annoying AF.
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The head imbecile is itching to implement martial law, which he will if there are mass protests. That’s a massive risk, but something’s got to be done, and it doesn't appear that the elected Dems have a spine, individually or collectively.
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Man, that’s an understatement. And the line of succession is just as bad, if not worse.
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Hell yeah! That young man is a gifted athlete. He better be, coming from the stock he does. But he’s also level-headed, sees the field well, and has got some wheels, so no more pocket passer! I anticipate Ewers riding the bench for at least a year; he's nowhere close to NFL ready, in my opinion.
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I knew it was going to be a shit show of epic proportions, but I didn’t anticipate this level of cruelty in the first 48 hours. I’m sad for the young people that will have to live with this for decades to come.
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As far as sports go…c’mon, man! Not an Ewers fan and didn’t have faith in him winning that game, but he declared for the NFL, so we'll get Manning next year. Yes! I enjoy the NFL off-season chaos and the draft, and baseball season is rapidly approaching, so I hope my Astros don’t let me down.
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Thanks, Opus. Looking at the kids/grands and the world we’ve left them breaks my heart. Grateful for my inner circle, rock solid and scrappy as hell when it comes to protecting the ones they care about. This army is ready. I’m still around, just pacing myself. I hope you and yours are doing well.
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Thank you for including me.
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If they’re hitting on all cylinders and don’t have a second half meltdown, they have a fair chance. Not feeling overly optimistic about that, though. Here’s hoping they make me eat my words.
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Fucktardo’s