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tofutata.bsky.social
yahaha you found me! graphic designer, dancer, ;} 🌱 total liberation 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ acnh @shmersh.bsky.social
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I used to have an Aldi quarter. But, some time later, with time and sensible money management, I have 3 Aldi quarters.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

*6 hours into an internet argument* erm, my time is too valuable for internet arguments

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

can any stock brokers help me invest my neopoints in light of the new tariffs

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

ma'am this is the please touch museum not the please shit museum

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.

submitted 581 days ago • 16 comments

im at the please touch museum and everybody knows you

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

sittin’ at* the dock** of the bay*** *on *the floor ***of the shower

submitted 32 days ago • 9 comments

there are conservative pipelines everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

two pillow princesses walk into a bar

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

those who are still panicking about the egg shortage, let me introduce you to: literally any other food on the planet

submitted 71 days ago • 15 comments

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

submitted 74 days ago • 106 comments

wait you're telling me the cruelty is the point? really? i didn't know that. i am hearing this now for the first time

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

How about we rename it the Gulf of Your Mom

submitted 82 days ago • 24 comments

Don't let a cruel and selfish society pressure you into losing sight of the importance of radical empathy! Not caring is the easy option by design

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Reply guy who makes normal non-offensive, even funny, comments but just has a strange vibe.

submitted 96 days ago • 32 comments

Me and my clique reading your skeets.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

submitted 97 days ago • 241 comments

it's dismantling infrastructure week

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

[Releases Eugene Levy's eyebrows back into the wild]

submitted 98 days ago • 29 comments

People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.

submitted 99 days ago • 96 comments

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you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)

submitted 99 days ago • 46 comments

IT HAPPENED TO ME: my phone is across the room and i really, really want it

submitted 101 days ago • 36 comments

ok damn January got hands

submitted 104 days ago • 11 comments

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

submitted 104 days ago • 15 comments

the sexiest thing a person can do is my dishes

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

my gut flora is judging you

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

millenial receiving backshots: um he's right behind me isn't he..

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

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a captcha but for correctly identifying a joke before you reply

submitted 112 days ago • 30 comments

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Reminder to play Oblivion as much as possible.

submitted 114 days ago • 8 comments

Establish dominance by ignoring.

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

Dumb guys who think they're smart will doom us all.

submitted 701 days ago • 8 comments

playing dress to impress with my baddies

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many people that I wish were nachos instead.

submitted 114 days ago • 11 comments

*adds you to my database*

submitted 114 days ago • 77 comments

[My wife consoling me after my post only got 5 likes] Not all of them are gonna get 6 likes, babe.

submitted 117 days ago • 7 comments

if you die in a cybertruck you die in real life

submitted 121 days ago • 30 comments

voicemails are podcasts your mom makes

submitted 122 days ago • 33 comments