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He/him. Filmmaker, actor, dabbler in all sorts. Lifelong gamer. Find me amongst the antiques in old markets. Lucky father of a beautiful 4 year old lad and lucky husband to an inspirational (and beautiful) woman. True stream of consciousness ramblings.
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Just had a fascinating conversation with ChatGPT 4o about the phrase: "I think, therefore I am."

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1111AD must have been a really difficult year for New Year's Eve glasses HNY ❤️

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Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

submitted 102 days ago • 1757 comments

21 years he's done that to Emma Thompson. 21.

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"Can you stack them?" "It won't look very good" "It's not an art project, it's a scran"

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Parenthood is: - accepting that songs 1 to 4 of your top songs this year are requests from your 4 year old. - accepting that Horse Racing Farts is, from the 30,000+ minutes of music you've listened to this year, your 5th most played track. - regretting teaching your 4 year old how to use an Alexa

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Some of the algorithm, 'this is me' posts on here are wild, they're like: 🐰 Pokémon 🔬 Archeology 🎄 Christmas 🎮 The 1973 Aruban Women's National Shot put team 💦 Hardcore anal scissoring 🐱 Kittens

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

The thing I'm annoyed most about regarding my own mortality, is the many, many video games I'll never get to play

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Just watched The Intern, what an absolute masterpiece

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I'm all in for Ludwig Kaiser, been a fan for a while, so sick to see him get a PPV match. Don't think he'll win, but I can dream. I'll take Sheamus, though.

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YESSSS!

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Feeling a Paul Heyman swerve tonight... but from which angle 🤔 #wwe #survivorseries #wargames

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This new version of Shinsuke Nakamura is the alter ego I aspire to

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Shinsuka Nakamura's new theme is GORGEOUS

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[my wife, violently shaking me] “You idiot, you drank the liquid from the magic 8 ball again, didn't you?” [my eyes roll back in my head and read: “MOST LIKELY”]

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Nvm sharknado, we want slothnami

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Wife: Alexa play instrumental Christmas music from Spotify Me: [audible groan] Wife: [baleful eye] Me: I’m sorry I was just thinking about the injustices visited upon Jehovah’s Witnesses in the interwar period Wife: Think about them more quietly

submitted 112 days ago • 49 comments

"Dum-de-dum-de-doo isn't festive enough, we'd like you to vocalise these with 'Fa' and 'la', respectively"

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"Why do they need a science fiction writer at the hospital?" "Look, if they NEED a science fiction writer at the hospital, then shit has gotten REALLY weird, I must depart" (leaves Thanksgiving in a hurry)

submitted 112 days ago • 61 comments

Me: Isn't it amazing how we have access to all of this information at the tip of our fingers? With just a little self motivation, I could literally change the world. *click on 'MORE EPIC FAILS 2024 try not to laugh'* Me: Hahaa, idiots

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Wife: What do you want from Father Christmas?? 4yo: ... what's he got? I mean, the logic checks out tbf

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Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume you've thought that through.

submitted 112 days ago • 133 comments

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

submitted 113 days ago • 3138 comments

Me looking over the bread shelf to find one with a better date

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

As cute as this little comment from my wife is, it was posted immediately after proving herself right and me wrong about 'what was making the noise outside' so all is not as it seems

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

So happy, I've finally bought this book. I remember the artwork standing out to me as a child and it stuck with me. Beautiful, but a little unsettling. Just the way I like it.

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Tonight: - I have broken the (very sentimental) star on the Christmas tree by knocking it off accidentally - Wife may have broken her toe on the stairs - I've dropped a full, large glass of coke all over the floor and the throw my wife knitted - Cheese fell on my foot when I opened the fridge 🤡

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Insane that I have to complete a CAPTCHA to find out which bin goes out tomorrow

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I decapitated Mickey Mouse, how's your Christmas going

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My threenager has well and truly become a fournado

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'Merry Christmas, from Big Nige' Absolute nightmare mail, Reform this 🖕

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still seeing people who've made the leap remarking on how positive and nostalgic this place is, it's so warming seeing desensitised and despairing people regaining hope together

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny he named it X because I literally treated it the same way as my actual toxic ex. Downloaded my archive and uninstalled her

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I love John Scalzi's books and to now find out he's a good human being too is so relieving! I'm too often disappointed by people that used to inspire me these days, too nervous to hear their opinions. Thank God (or what/whoever) for people like him.

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