This post doesn’t make any sense to a billionaire. They’d pour acid rain on their own kids to build a second heliport on their yacht. They give two fucks about the future.
Many of us are destroying everything because one of your kids said they'd be back for a visit once things got really fckd up, so if you have seen that kid, tell him to email or something will ya?
I was thinking of moving back in with you Dad, you are more than welcome to cast me down but based on what I learned about Christians here on Earth I might actually prefer it there
We have the bunk beds but Mark brought a futon that John comandeered. I need to have a chat with him. I mean we've also got the party tent and for some reason my dad kept the manger but it's a tad small. Don't worry we can get it sorted!
We're happy living in our own mess. As we're made on your image, I assume heaven's just as filthy.
Technically this is your mess. Tidy up, ya old slob!
... ah, so that was the message in the bible...
A typo.
Not Noah, but Noark..
It wasn't about Noah building an ark. It was about the thought of having no ark at all? And taking care of the planet?
Shows what you know. We use our advanced mental processes to waste our time on platforms like this while steaming headlong over the cliff of extinction.
The religious zealots truly believe it’s your plan. They embrace any “signs” of the worlds end. All for gold slippers, virgin wives, and a hammock in the clouds.
Well we have a dude here who thinks Mars is a nice place and some people can move there permanently.
Doesn't realize it's cold, barren, and if you want water you just have your own urine and your crewmates' breath to work with.
Any place on Earth has better marketing value for the time being 🤷♂️
Elon is preparing a place for us in his Father's house on Mars. He says his Father's house has many rooms. He's coming back to take us with him so we may be where he is
Thinking is for libruls and other woke people. What's wrong with you, God, haven't been paying attention? LOL Just kidding. Well, not about the first part.
Well. I found a pattern that seems universal. And it self replicates and corrects following the combined empathy/logic axis. So im going to dig my bunker until the sky falls, then i will emerge and begin to do my best to 'emerge a greater consciousness than i'
Well, there's this planet about one space over on the solar system, real shithole, no air, cold all of the time. Apparently our resident billionaire smart guy wants to move there. We were thinking maybe we just let him.
Maybe you could suggest a few alternatives ?
And while you're at it, find out who the worst polluters are and visit a plague upon their houses. Or smite them.
Or something.......
Respectfully,
Etc.
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https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-donald-trump-nasa-space-policy-1990599
Two planets meet.
Says one: "And, how is it?"
Says the other: "Real shit. I caught homo sapiens!"
Says the first: "Oh no, that's too bad! But... don't you worry. It'll pass."
Maybe something lost in translation but you've had ages to fix it if that's the case. I know an invite when I see one mate.
Dude that's the story of my fucking life right there.
Some advice though, you do need to be up-front about this stuff mate, if this was airbnb, you'd get crucified for changing the listing.
But as you can see, SOMEBODY, missed something and now it's all kaput.
So what's your long term proposal?
How’s your internet?
You got many rooms?
Technically this is your mess. Tidy up, ya old slob!
And you've already made sure that Harry Stamper won't be able to push the button.
... no ark...
... ah, so that was the message in the bible...
A typo.
Not Noah, but Noark..
It wasn't about Noah building an ark. It was about the thought of having no ark at all? And taking care of the planet?
Doesn't realize it's cold, barren, and if you want water you just have your own urine and your crewmates' breath to work with.
Any place on Earth has better marketing value for the time being 🤷♂️
Help make it possible by supporting Elon.
Huge difference! HUGE.
With a broken heart filled with grief for the innocent life destroyed by the human monster.
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The egotistical Muppet
*fist bump*
like dude didn’t u see the movie ?
How about you?
I'm trying to get on his good side, but once he finds out I don't hate the right people, I'm probably not going to make the cut.
I have a portal under my kitchen sink
In MY defense, when I left I made sure they wrote a book down with instructions on how not to be an asshole and what happens if you are one.
And while you're at it, find out who the worst polluters are and visit a plague upon their houses. Or smite them.
Or something.......
Respectfully,
Etc.
All those 1% people will surely help us move
Might go see where he's hanging out.