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Painted a photo of a #bird. #watercolor #birdpainting #parakeet #art

my robot girlfriend asked if we could do BDSM tonight and then told me she was excited for B: attery edging D: isassembly S: hock play M: agnet torture

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

WANTED: I will relocate to another country to be a live-in caretaker for your haunted estate. Will renovate, restore, and RECORD

All I know. 🤗

I believe he is translating

Admittedly this plushie campaign is a bit stressful for me since this is the first time I’m promoting my plushies without my webtoons audience + Twitter, which was my main way of promotion, has been throttling my comics a lot lately

I don't understand the mentality of people who try to gatekeep something and then complain no one actually plays/watches it, like, motherfucker, you literally accomplished what you set out to achieve.

It's always been crazy to me that people consider a 6 or a 7 out of 10 as an indication that a game is bad. Certain corners of the gaming space expecting nothing less than perfection is one of the major things contributing to toxic negativity amongst the community. We need to do better.

There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to look at the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.

Folks will advise you NOT to go on a first date on Valentine's Day, but I went on one exactly ten years ago, and now I'm married to the most amazing person in the world!

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Valentine's Day Cow Art

Atom xkcd.com/3050

ugh ok you've been a good girl, you can type 1:60 into the microwave instead of 2 minutes this time

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I can't play video games anymore, because I feel ashamed that I'm "wasting" my time on "games". I should officially become a Game Developer so I can gaslight myself into thinking that I'm doing research.

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

Lady and the tramp where one is eating ass and the other is sucking dick and meet in the gooch for a smooch

As a dude in his late 30’s who recently got back into making art, I am here to tell you: IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO CHASE YOUR PASSION. GET AFTER IT.

Rescue a baby fox on the road and then

The only noise in the room is a ticking clock as you lay your head on her chest. No heartbeat greets you. Her heart hasn't thrummed in centuries. There's no place you feel safer than under her fangs. The world is cruel. It's easier to choose who you're prey to, you think, staring into her red eyes.

A serval cat takes the initiative to calm a cat down [📹 F1 Savannah Kittens]

Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”

⚠️ just a reminder for those feeling like they're falling behind: ➕ you can become an artist without in- / formal education ➕ you can be self-taught if you put effort into it ➕ you do not *need* a mentor / teacher to do art while the things above can help you reach your goals, you can do it solo 💕

God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl And you dance at the club Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Pony Club I'm gonna keep on dancing down in West Hollywood

god i ffff fffffucking love…. women…. soft tummies…… thighs…….. hips… hands & delicate wrists omfgomfgomfgom

trying to get yourself to remember that you actually like drawing is a stupidly laborious task

you're telling me it's an entire cottage made of cheese?!

Good morning. I hope today treats us kindly. #photography

I wish using thick lineart was trendy and more desirable especially for 2D animations, it always feels like everyone is told it’s a big no-no to use thicker lines

So often games are consumed without much reflection or care. People rush through one game just to get to another one. Breathe it in. Listen to the music, admire the beauty, appreciate the creativity. It will sweep you up and wash your troubles away; like a sanctuary for the soul.

i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else

⭐️ the feminine urge to replay every video game i’ve ever played instead of starting any unplayed games in my backlog ⭐️

TFW when you want a snack and choose an orange over chocolate because it's the healthier and more sensible choice and also there is no chocolate in the house

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

any homunculi in the crowd tonight? any weird little guys in the audience? you there, you gotta be a homunculus, man. don't shake your head, don't lie to me. i've got eyes

Mentality: I think a revolution is in order. Energy level: Naps are nice.

you’re telling me a siberian transed this orchestra??

Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

I want you in my mouth like a lollipop, to swirl my tongue around your sweetness, to suck on every inch of you like my favorite candy. Your pleasure like sugar on my tongue melting on my lips. Your moans and groans make my mouth water, make me desperate for more. No wonder I have such a sweet tooth…