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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

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UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

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Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.

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This part

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Warnock: Georgia officials said they were sorry but their hands were tied, you can’t vote the first weekend of the runoff after the holiday so I decided to untie them, I sued them. And I won… They appealed asking for emergency relief. Emergency relief from what? People voting?

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He's also the president who killed things like this. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

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This is the work of the Trump regime! United Airlines is canceling 35 daily round-trip flights from Newark, N.J., starting this weekend after a group of air-traffic controllers took leave following equipment outages. (I gifted this article) www.wsj.com/business/air...

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No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

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To all those who said boycotting Target was a waste of time. It wasn't. Keep it up, y'all!

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He’s completely insane. This is a real post from ironically titled Truth Social.

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Can we bring back DEI now? www.wsj.com/business/air...

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‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

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The Hill: Egg prices reached another record high last month. It now costs American shoppers an average of $6.23 for a dozen eggs — nearly a five-fold increase since 2020.

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Headline of the day.

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Good Night World

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Again, I am ASTOUNDED that SO MANY people don’t understand that if Walmart or Target can’t stock their shelves, NO STORE will be able to. It doesn’t matter if you are boycotting them. How are people on both sides somehow not grasping this concept?!?

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THIS THIS THIS

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April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

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With just 16 Red Wolves known to remain in the wild, every wolf is essential + worth protecting. #SaveRedWolves

submitted 43 days ago • 254 comments

Thank you Greyhound!

submitted 43 days ago • 761 comments

Dear god let this man cook.

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My takeaway from this: He is so fucked.

submitted 43 days ago • 2380 comments

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

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Senator Jon Ossoff: “Fear is intentional—to silence dissent and make people afraid to exist. Civil rights are eroding at a pace unlike anything in American history.”

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Could you ever have imagined you would see a headline like this in your lifetime

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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 43 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

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It's time to get LOUD! ✊

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THEY HAVE DEPORTED A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN This is why I have no patience anymore for people playing games with this stuff.

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I was very proud of how my city came out today to oppose the fascist arrest of Judge Dugan. Milwaukee, you're good people.

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I stand with Hannah Dugan.

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China has returned two Boeing jets, each valued at $55 million. With $69 million in tariffs applied, the cost per plane increased to $124 million. Orders for an additional 130 jets have been indefinitely suspended.

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Note the shift in messaging from "90 deals in 90 days" to "we have 18 proposals on paper"

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