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I have a dog and a wife and they’d beat your dog and wife in a fight any day of the week. I also like pie.
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@schumer.senate.gov is a bitch.

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BREAKING: @schumer.senate.gov is whipping Ds to vote for the Trump-Musk coup continuing resolution.

submitted 13 hours ago • 334 comments

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Lettuce doesn’t belong on hot food. Stop making lettuce hot and wet. I don’t like it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

submitted 99 days ago • 103 comments

not the way I do it

submitted 1 day ago • 241 comments

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

submitted 1 day ago • 453 comments

just two men who can stand in an incredibly normal way

submitted 1 day ago • 202 comments

Southwest Airlines has been a perfectly viable and largely successful business model for generations so obviously PE had to come in and throw away everything they built over the last 60 years for the chance to show a slightly increased profit margin in Q2 2025.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It’s crazy how horrible Walgreens has been for a long time and yet still somehow astronomically better than CVS at the same time

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

They're really putting the "if" in tariff

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 7 days ago • 1580 comments

seems especially bad if theyre losing the fairly middle of the road talk show guys on network tv

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 121 comments

I never want to see another tush push again.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

hi, white people expert here! this is not funny, white people only do this when they’re in extreme comfort.

submitted 51 days ago • 17 comments