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Epic idea

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded. All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.

Kill the bird. Save the world.

Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.

Boy, this says it all.

another chunk from today's thing — thanks for reading! link to the whole thing is here: bit.ly/4byeqRk

Fact-check: True

Someone was reading my thoughts

Are we great again yet?

Musk's AI chatbot Grok suggested Trump was 85 percent likely to be "a Russian asset"

"AI has more common sense than 50% of Americans"

We could END poverty in America if we just COLLECTED the taxes that people already owe. YES READ THAT AGAIN. We fail to collect almost a Trillion dollars a year in taxes. It would cost about 200 bil to bring everyone above the poverty level. Read this book. Poverty, by America g.co/kgs/nLVbDPX

Trump has a surprise for us all tomorrow night… just in case the world wasn’t stressed enough.

Never in a million years did I ever think I would see this headline, yet here we are.

Trump’s Defense Secretary Hegseth has ordered the US Cyber Command to ‘Stand Down’ on all Russia operations, offensive and defensive. Leaving millions vulnerable to Russian cyberattacks.

Sold youtu.be/TfQij4aQq1k

Ukraine: excuse me sir, weve been fighting in the trenches the past three nights and my soldiers are extremely thirsty, could we get some water? America: ARE YOU CRAZY!!!, I know you're thirsty but my water bill has been outrageous lately. You didnt even say please. Huh... so ungrateful

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Someone shared: RI Congressional delegation sounds off on Trump-Zelenskyy exchange turnto10.com/news/local/r...

youtube.com/shorts/fSgFJ... accurate

The Trump administration is expanding its immigration detention capacity, reopening a 1,000-bed detention center in New Jersey and adding beds at other privately owned facilities around the country.

“You’re terminated because…?” Fired federal employees are telling their stories—no deep state, just career public servants tossed aside. DOGE’s mass firings aren’t about efficiency—they’re gutting expertise, wrecking lives, and calling it “reform.”

Hey Canada! Would you like to buy some blue states cheap? #sorrycanada #sorrymexico #sorryukraine #sorryEU #sorrynato

New coronavirus discovered in Chinese bats sparks alarm

. OUT FUCKIN STANDING.