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any/all. i used to be dead but now i’m gay. like dick grayson with red hair & pronouns. no minors
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

americans need to realize how extraordinary a feat it is to make doug ford look good

Smart people make their reports seem as genuine as possible so the gov is forced to manually verify the garbage data.

even if you don't give a shit about porn you should be doing your part to stop this. this is a direct attack on freedom of speech and the rights of LGBTQ+ people. queer peoples' existence is not pornography and neither is pornography evil. if you think this won't affect you, think again.

congrats to all the liberals calling the attacks on trans people in the U.S. "tragic but inconsequential since there aren't all that many of them" for finally finding out what they'd have done in 1930s germany

doing Charlie Brown christmas dances in the pit

cooking up my most unlikeable (non-fascist) protagonist to date :)

saw an actual tintin comic for the first time today. weird seeing haddock talk about something other than ketamine

I’m It. I’ve been It. I will continue to be It.

You should buy cookies from this girl scout. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/willow...

this may strike some viewers as harsh but geoff johns, dan didio, and mark andreyko did irreversible damage to the DCU

for future reference: rare mineral speculators will be severely disappointed by what they find on my account.

You should buy cookies from this girl scout. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/willow...

my childhood trauma makes me pick fights with 6-foot gym rat transfems in mosh pits. the psychosexual manic outbursts are actually just a coincidence

posts that would hit Theresa like a 9 million scoville gummy bear

i love wholesome interactions with my friends

vindicated again

Hi everyone, my cat Salami is in need of surgery for his tail. I'm unable to fund this procedure and the medications out of pocket and I'm looking for any financial support that can be offered. gofund.me/005d66d5 Thank you!

i love making my friends cry over my OCs

as is the case with Erdoğan’s genocidal war against the Kurdish peoples in Rojava. “If the dam collapses, the floodwaters could release over 2 billion cubic meters of water, devastating countless villages, farmland, and lives downstream”.

I've mentioned this obliquely but I have to agree with the two comments on the JGT hub criticizing its approach to transmisogyny and race, and to add that I am deeply, deeply frustrated with the direction it's taken.

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

Fascism is the politics of rape. You need to understand this if you ever want to deal with fascism, whether in writing or in defending your community against it.

i sort of assumed everyone who read Trashfire would just know i wear animal collars and do horse drugs with women who were reading faulkner while i was still sucking amniotic fluid

sara yarkoni was a deer girl before it was cool

cock grayson

con of positive covid test: i have covid pro of positive covid test: i get to make this joke

It's time I came clean. When I wrote for the SCP Wiki, I did so under duplicitous circumstances. Rather than trying to create the best possible stories, ones dealing with themes and topics no big publisher would touch, my main goal was actually to promote local punk music to lit nerds.

“This is God’s wrath” Yup, sure is. It’s called climate change and we’ve known about it for decades. These are not targeted attacks by God. They are the inevitable result of refusing to steward creation. When you fuck with nature, it will absolutely fuck you back.

anita bryant creampied to death

If you subscribe to Microsoft 365 Personal, the 40% price increase is a con to upsell you AI. Your old plan and price is still there called "Classic" - but only if you try to cancel. Microsoft should be ashamed if not prosecuted.

The worst part of being a writer is fending off the hordes of women who are constantly throwing themselves at me