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I don’t have any felonies and my skin isn’t orange.
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I haven't been on a date in 20 years, but I don't let that get me down. I let the oppressive & authoritarian government trying to slowly kill me by way of class warfare do that for me.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Podcast reviews are as close as we will ever come to having comment sections for individual people

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Insane or passionate? You’ll never know.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Government isn’t a business.

submitted 1 day ago • 140 comments

i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon

submitted 2 days ago • 64 comments

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

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If Russia or Ukraine show any further aggression toward each other, I will have no choice but to show up at a military base school and ban more books that have gay characters. by Pete Hegseth

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Thanks to Republicans, free speech is finally back in America. Here's why everyone who works for 60 Minutes should receive jail time. by Elon Musk

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Let me be very clear: if you are on this website you are my friend. Unless you are evil or annoying to me

submitted 2 days ago • 314 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers

submitted 3 days ago • 84 comments

Musk is more likely to send every American a vial of his own cum before he can print $5k stimulus checks. Another plane crashed, BTW.

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

Congressmen when they are asked if they will cut THEIR budgets and lay off staff as well:

submitted 4 days ago • 558 comments

That’s how you write a headline, people.

submitted 3 days ago • 568 comments

not enough rap songs about having a gluten allergy

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

#UkrainianView #caricature "It would not have happened, if I were the President".

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Just one thousandth of what they said! No big deal.

submitted 3 days ago • 320 comments

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against allowing a Russian dictator to massacre Ukrainian civilians. So it’s hard to see why liberals are so upset about what Trump is doing right now by Jonathan Turley

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Math is hard

submitted 3 days ago • 2032 comments

First nuclear weapons management, now this. No one - Democrat or Republican - voted for this kind of incompetence.

submitted 3 days ago • 784 comments

Welcome to the resistance… STEVE BANNON?

submitted 3 days ago • 81 comments

I would rather give my social security number to an online scammer claiming to be a Nigerian prince than to Elon Musk

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

Wow, you mean to tell me a chicken from Buffalo made this pizza? Simply amazing

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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 3 days ago • 643 comments

Wake up, nerds. New map just dropped. Thank you, T-Pain. #USA 🇺🇸

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There is no specifically enumerated Constitutional right to safe air travel, so it's hard to see why Democrats are so upset about all the plane crashes. by Jonathan Turley

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.

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Guys, I haven’t paid my taxes in a couple years and now the #IRS sent me a letter saying I owe them money??? What is going on??? This isn’t the America I grew up in. THIS IS ALL JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS’ FAULT!!!!

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I would really like to make a post informing you of your rights, but some guy on Fox “News” says that’s illegal now. Anyways, did you know your right to silence has to be invoked? If arrested, you have to tell them, “I am invoking my right to silence and my right to an attorney.”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment