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Yelling about Nixon since 1978. Parent, Registered Domestic Partner, Lapsed Methodist, comedian, and father (in that order).
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

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Democrats are focusing on winning a handful of swing seats 18 months from now. That’s not unimportant. But they think they can do that by downplaying, rather than drawing attention to, the constitutional crises going on right now. This makes the crises worse.

all of you who have been talking about needing a party leader realize that we don’t have to vote on one, right? like, we can decide on one, and that can be independent of who whips congressional votes.

Imagine how embarrassing it would be reading about the rise of a fascist state in a history book and seeing a picture of the opposing party holding up signs saying like “this is not good!”

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

if every dem doesn’t get up and leave now they’re not doing their jobs

Just an obvious point that anyone with the inside word on when these these total reversals are going to be announced is in a position to make almost limitless amounts of money. Don't forget that given the kind of people who make up this administration.

I'm not saying that Satan is real, I'm just saying that if J Edgar is watching this from down in hell, seeing the FBI Headquarters sold at the direction of a KGB agent would be a pretty amazing torment

It’s gonna be cheaper than the price for RFKjr (thousands of dead children)

LOCK TF IN TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"

If Donald Trump was trying to install a Maltese-American as president in January 2029, how would he be behaving differently?

On Feb. 25, 1960, Alabama St. students staged a sit-in at a lunch counter in Montgomery. A few days later, the governor threatened to cut the colleges funding unless it expelled the students. He also commended white people who patrolled the street w/ baseball bats for their "tolerance and restraint"

At some point the opposition needs to say what is happening here: Donald Trump is a tyrant in the full sense of the term, an American fascist dictator who believes the law flows directly from his command. And he is also a deeply unwell, unfit, and criminal man with nonsensical whims

You know how out of it Reagan was in his second term? Donald Trump is four years and eight months older than that.

This is not law. It couldn’t withstand legal scrutiny. Don’t comply in advance university presidents. General counsel, don’t panic. Do law, not vibes.

I’m most galled by the up-is-down chutzpah. In Jeffries’s world, swaddling chickenshit frontliners by making the party captive to Trump’s abuse is a power move, while taking unprecedented steps to express contempt is getting “run off the block” like cowards. That’s piss on your leg, not rain.

🔴Holocaust Survivor Summoned for Police Interview Over Gaza Solidarity March Stephen Kapos, 87, is among dozens of activists interviewed or charged by police for their part in the January 18th pro-Palestine protest in London bylinetimes.com/2025/03/04/h...

We’re seeing that constitutionally-protected rights are only as good as the people willing to defend them.

If you’re a professor in a classroom today & you don’t mention this, I believe you’re doing your students a profound disservice. This is targeted 1st at international students, but it’s deliberately broad enough to lay groundwork for a scene Trump & Hegseth have fantasized: troops on campus.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

November 2024: Trump will save the economy March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture

Raising chickens is more expensive than grocery store eggs, but also, bird flu is endemic in wildlife at the moment. Asking people to do this with zero safety precautions or knowledge is a great way to get more people infected and raise the chance that we get a human transmissible version.

I agree that the Democrats desperately need to pay attention to how Zelenskyy recognized that groveling and moderation get you nowhere with the fascist demons squatting in the White House right now.

Unconstitutional. Appropriations bills are laws. If the president is not bound by them, he can make laws by fiat and is acting like a dictator. No Democrat can vote for any appropriations or debt ceiling bill while this is happening.

really hard to overstate the degree to which NYC's "disorder" is just a result of the city's cops feeling like they're above actually having to perform their job

Don't print lies in the newspaper. Trump is pausing aid because he's on Russia's side of the conflict and wants to help Putin. He falsely claims it's to get a negotiated peace. WaPo prints it because Bezos wants to help Trump

if milk gets too expensive just buy a cow and squeeze the udders directly into your cereal i saw that on a cartoon one time

Ha. True facts though

we can take everything away from them by winning a majority

Mood board: Isabella Rossellini and her various designer caftans. Long may my queen reign.

Elon when a kid is too old to carry on his shoulders

does anybody know if there are any securities sold in chicago if so could be bad no i checked with bigballs and he said stock stuff was new york ok will cancel the lease then

Gynecomastias of the universe

BREAKING: Foreign-born leader comes to Oval Office, dressed down in a disrespectful manner, having already received billions from America, asking for American taxpayers to keep paying him more billions, subsidizing him for years to come:

My own personal SOTU wishcasting is that when he starts lying about Ukraine, the Dems silently stand up and walk out.

Really good point from @wertwhile.bsky.social, Cuomo could face federal charges for perjury and he'd end up being in hock to Trump the same way Adams is now.

Are you disgusted and want to help? Read this. Digest how evil it and Cuomo is. Send it to every New Yorker and person with a platform that you know. Add a note on top from you. There are many monsters in the world right now. We can beat this monster now. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/n...

My qualified defense, and a qualified critique, of Jeffries and Schumer basically boils down to the fact that they are acting as legislative leaders (their putative jobs) rather than political leaders (what many Democrats, and others, want from them right now). A quick thread

Osama Bin Laden dramatically reimagines Manhattan skyline

Remember: Any candidate you rank in our upcoming ranked-choice primary in June could end up getting your vote ... and becoming mayor.

I only regret, that I had but one Washington Post subscription to cancel for my country.